December 23 was a great day in footie. 'Twas the day 32 goals were scored in EPL alone (thanks to
kellystar2884 for that tidbit) and practically everybody won, whee! Well, Palermo actually tied, but it's all good!
AC Milan vs Udinese: 3-0
That's right, 3-0, again! Just like the game vs Cantania, except that Oliveira also scored. Milan still managed a fair number of offsides (ARG!!!!!), including three by Gila. The boy must have scored more offsides than anyone else in the league by now. Anyways, on to the pictures!
Ricky scored the first goal at 30' and oh, there was much celebrating and rejoicing in the team!
TEAMHUG!!!! *points* See how tightly Gila is holding Kaka...
LOL, Little Brocchi wants in on the action too!
Ooh, that's a quality glomp! *points* Kaka. Gila. MILAN PUPPY LOVE AIIIIEEE!!!!!!
Ricardo in action:
Out of the way, Udinese guy. The Rick-Master is here!
Uh oh, I sense a tackle coming up...
DON'T YOU DARE INJURE RICKY, YOU THIGH-FLASHING GROUND-RIDDEN BLACK AND WHITE PLAYER! Ahem.
My pillow bears his number. #22 suddendly seems like a much nicer number. (But not nearly as nice as #3, of course. Close, but not quite there yet.)
His post-scoring antics:
So freakin' cute he is.
Nooo, not the wedding ring kiss!!!! Way to make fangirls even more jealous, Ricky... *wails and turns blue with envy*
And now the other puppy scorer, Gila!
The Udinese players are trying to make a Gila sandwich, lol.
Fishy face!
He shoots...and he scores!
Gila: Dang, I'm good.
Gila: Dang, I'm really good yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Gila: *pouts and acts cool*
Team: *glomps like whoah*
Ricky: *looks slyly into camera*
HOLY MALDINI THIS IS ALMOST A ROSSONERI MANPILE! *goes all teary-eyed* I see Sleepy, Ricky (again, hee) and even Rino, aww! So much love for Gila.
Oh yeah, this guy *points up* scored too.
GOURKY!!! I've missed this pretty. *pets*
LOL, even the cameraman was in a festive mood.
Overall, I have to say that I'm quite pleased with our performances lately. We're actually winning, thank Maldini. And Gila seems to have found his groove again. Ricky's doing pretty well too. Now, if only all the injured ones would come back *coughMaldinestacough*...
Inter Milan vs Atalanta: 2-1
Inter has now won 11 games in a row. Which ties the Serie A all-time record. Meh. And Adriano finally scored. Good for him.
Just one pic:
Because Figo is just too pretty to ignore...
AS Roma vs Cagliari: 2-0
Curiously enough, ever since Cagliari defeated Milan a few weeks back, they seem to loose one game after another. I can deal with that!
Capitano Totti eyeing the ball...
...and err...chesting the ball?
Oooh, capitano Totti giving out orders! Hawt. ^^
Getting subbed in by Montella here. Awww, get some rest Totters. Last thing we need is another injured Azzurri. *nod nod*
Mancini scored, good for him! (Taddei scored the other one.)
DDR and Mexxy. *slash brain cells explode* Take Daniele's aggros and Mexxy's penchant for champagne and bubble bath....
Fiorentina vs Messina: 4-0
Who-hoo, go Violas! (Not the instrument...)
LUCA!!!!!!! Not only did he flash his long, toned tighs, but he also scored!
And so did pretty Mutu, who's appealing to me more and more...Dunno if that's good or bad. *shrugs*
Mutu and Luca seem to be getting pretty friendly lately. *chastizes Gila* See what you've made Luca do? (But do keep up the Ricky love in Milan, dear.)
From the game against Cagliari on Dec. 20th. Final score: 2-0. Hehe, see what I meant about Cagliari loosing? *hits self. Stop enjoying other people's misery!*
Tonigol also scored during that match.
*wipes tear* It's been so long since I've seen him do this with a smile on his face!
Okay, EPL time!
Arsenal vs Blackburn: 6-2
6 goals. Only crap. The funny thing is that despite clearly dominating the game, the Rovers still managed to score two. Oh, and if there's a lot of van Persie pics, that's because he scored THREE GOALS. Wow. Stunning. Uh huh.
Gilberto scored the first goal. Let the celebrations begin...
Then Hleb (whom I had no idea was Belarussian. I was sure he was Czech, but that goes to prove what I know.) kicked in the next one, with excellent assistance from Cesc and Adebayor.
Which is why Cesc and Alexander then had a little head-to-head moment. *cough* Pun intented. (And RvP in the background too, lol. He really was everywhere!)
I love how Cesc is looking straight at the Blackburn goalie while glomping Alex.
Speaking of that cute little Spaniard, the boy was ALL OVER THE PLACE! He didn't find the net, but he worked the midfield like nobody's business and helped set up a whole lotta goals! And joined in on the celebrations afterwards, too.
SLASHY GUNNERS YAY!!! ...I don't like Cesc' s buzzcut though. Oh why, Francesc, why? Did Canna seduce you and then shaved off your hair?
Third, fourth and fifth goal were all by RvP!
GO ROBIN!!!!!!! (Tee hee, Hleb lurking in the back.)
And he scores...again!
AND AGAIN!!!
By now Arsenal was up 5-2 and it culminated in this pile of TEH PRETTY:
Alex, RvP, Cesc (can't see him, but I'm sure he's buried in there somewhere) topped by Rosicky! Had Freddie joined in...*gurgling/croaking noises*
But then again, Cesc and RvP share a very special bond. *smirks*
And finally, the last goal, scored by Flamini and set up by, you guessed it, CESC:
Arsenal players mob Francesc Fabregas, center, after assisting Mathieu Flamini to score Arsenal's sixth goal against Blackburn
DAMN RIGHT!!!
Gunners manpile. GUH. They need to massacre the opposite teams more often!
Chelsea vs Wigan: 3-2
The Chelski Ladies had the lead, then Wigan equalized, Jose stressed and finally, Robben scored the winning goal. Whew.
The first goal was by the most elfin one of all, Mister Frankie Lampard himself!
*squee* And the black kit, alksdjf;alsdjfasdkf...
The spiky hair!!!! So cute!!! *glomps him*
Doing his usual ring-kissing ritual here. And who's that in the back, coming to congratulate him?
Why, it's Micha! Micha was actually the first to get to him and hug him like woah. Micha, not JT. *misses the JT/Lamps action*
Frankie later tried to score another goal...
...but that didn't work out too well. Great picture though. The spiky, JT-esque hair. (How can there not be any JT/Lamps pics for the last...four or five matches????!!! The Chelsea OTP has to stay strong, dammit!)
All right, I'll stop with the Lampsies pics. *looks sheepish*
The second Chelsea goal was by Kalou, getting a big pat on the back from Makelele here.
LOL. Drogba. He just makes me laugh, no matter what he does. Whaaa....he's funny!
And so is Micha. LMAO. Those stiff arm movements make him look like a toy, hahaha.
As mentioned previously, Jose was quite worried that they were now tied with Vegan Wigan.
Fortunately, Arjen Robben stepped up to the plate and scored.
And got squished by slutty Micha.
So Jose left the pitch, happy and relieved, with an arm swung over...Carvalho wtf?!
Elsewhere in England...
Man Utd vs Aston Villa: 3-0
Guess who scored twice?
RONNIE!!!!
His first goal:
Roll back the ball...
..and KICK!
His second goal:
Which was actually the third goal of the game.
Scholes scored the one in between:
Everybody was happy with Cricri's goals:
Gary Neville first pumped his fist stoically..
...then had a hug-fest with Rooney. Er...guy, wasn't it Ronnie who scored? Shouldn't you be hugging him instead?
Oh, the boy is too busy running around the pitch, I see.
And posing for celebratory pics. Yes, posing.
And getting his face mugged by Rio, lol.
Originally, Roonz was supposed to sit out on this game:
He's so cute!!! And those blue blue eyes and freckles...*squishes him*
But he later joined in on the fun...
...going head to head with Aston Villa's Gareth Barry...
...and playing Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon too.
An extra Cris pic, because it stimulates my slashy, perverted mind like nothing else:
*mind goes to gutter. And stays there.*
Did I mention that all my EPL teams won that day? *smiles widely* By "my", I mean the ones I follow, which are the slashy/pretty ones...
Liverpool vs Watford: 2-0
Kuyt and Watford #29's bum.
Bellamy scored one of the goals and went into open-mouthed yelling virile celebration antics.
Xabi scored the other and leaped higher than humanely possible. That's it, he can't possibly be human. Not with jumps that high and a face that pretty...
a;slkdjfa;slkfjakd...SO FREAKIN' CUTE AND HOT BECAUSE IT'S XABI AND HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND...;alsdkjf;alsjfa;lksjdf;alksdj
That's all for December 23rd. Now I need to catch up with today's pics. *facepalm* The EPL does not know the meaning of "Winter Break"! But it's all good. I mean, we need something to fangirl over...
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here. The first ones should be up soon, maybe even by tomorrow! *crosses fingers*