Picspam!! (finally)
Oh, how I've missed putting together Footie Newsletters! All that picture hunting, gathering and posting...*wipes tear*
Ahem. As we (should) all know, the rossoneri played the viola today: 2-2.. So time for a Milan picspam, yay!
From the game:
The not-so-rossoneri Milan and very violet Fiorentina lineups. Hey, I can spot Ricky! And Gila, Kaladze, Seerdorf...and little Brocchi...
The man of the match himself, Mister Alberto Gilardino! (Oh, and tight see-through white kits? GUUUUUHH)
Gila was a busy boy today, scoring two goals whee!
Here he is, taking fighting for the ball with Kroldrup...
...overtaking Kroldrup...(Note how modelesque Alberto looks here, unlike Krup who looks erm...less pleasant.)
...engaging in some aerial acrobatics, as acmilan.com dubbed this pic...
...ducking beautifully while goalie Kalac dukes it out with Dainelli and Mutu...
..making his way through the defense and the Fiore goalie...
... and looks like a trophy! SCORES!!!! (Nice view of Gila bum here, heheh)
Gila: WHO'S DA MAN NOW?! *looks like a raging beatst about to unleash a hell lotta fury and celebration*
Ugh ugh ugh ugh stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Gila: *looks scared---or confused*
Ricky: Here, let me catch you if you fall.
(This is why I sometimes hate acmilan.com's pictures---what crappy resolution!)
Everybody: *gropes hugs cuddles--Gila looks a bit worried at Brocchi lol*
Somebody let Ricky and Sleepy in the huddle!
And for his second goal:
Gila: I SCORED AGAIN!!!! *leaps like a leapfrog---the guy in sunglasses is not impressed*
Gila, Jankulovski, Gourky and Pippo: Hey guys, let's all run around lookin cool to celebrate Gila's goal!
Ricky: Here, let us hold hands while the wind billows in your shirt and makes you look like a bad case of mpreg.
(Hellooo to Ricky's bum!)
Seerdorf: Huh? What are you two doing????! (I'm sure that Clarence is a secret Giluca and Sheva/Kaka shipper ;p)
Speaking of the Giluca...let's see what Luca was up to:
Tsk tsk...being grabby with Kaladze, Luca? (But nice thighs....thank Paolo that you're tall.)
HOLY CAMOLE LEGSSSSSS!!!! (He looks like he's pinching Rino's nipple, lolol)
Oooooh, more thigh flashing! *stupid watermark grrrr*
In an appriopriately OTP-ish kinda way, Luca also scored a gazillion offsides (all right, only 4 actually). This game had so many fuori gioco, it wasn't even funny. And so many rossoneri got yellow-carded. *pouts* (Yes, I know that they probably deserved it, but still. *pouts harder*)
Sleepy got giallo'd after fouling Luca, a minute after Kroldrup got carded for fouling Gila. (The OTPness works in funny ways sometimes.)
Then Simic, also for whacking Luca just a bit too hard.
Capitano Gattuso got carded for whacking Dainelli, who had just been yellowed himself for doing the same thing to Gila.
Finally, Cafu was also giallo'd, but I don't have a pic of him because me no like him very much.
I do, however, have pics of the other man of the match, Adrian Mutu, who also scored a pair for Fiore:
*scratches head* Dunno...he looks...different in this pic, hmph....
Oh, he looks much more like himself here. I guess that i'm just used to seeing him in profile? (That armband on Rino looks tight enough to cut off some circulation.)
...and GOAL! for Fiorentina.
Lots of purple celebrations ensues:
Getting some lovin' from Luca. Doesn't blondie (name: Donadel) on the left look a bit eager? *snickers* Well, I guess that he couldn't wait to do...
THIS:
*coughcoughcough* Alert Canna and Ferrara, somebody is trying to steal their move!
"Fiorentina's Adrian Mutu, bottom, is being congratulated by teammate Marco Donatel after scoring...."
*mutters* They got the bottom part right....
Some more crazy-haired Luca and crazier-haired Kaladze, who, yes, scored offside too. *sigh*
Oooh Ricky! *stares* I love those white kits....
*sproffles* Am I the only who think it's funny that the ball is exactly in front of his crotch?
Of course, the injury list is still long and amongst others (notably Sandro), we were missing this man:
*wails/prays/kisses his feet fervently* I MISS YOU PAOLO. *sniffles*
His Holyness and Seerdorf were at the opening of the new Milan Point:
...signing autographs for those lucky, lucky fans:
And I mean, what better publicity than getting God to pimp your own product?
God: You want to buy this! *points*
Fangirls and fanboys: *zombie-like* Yes...yes we do...*shells out*
$^&@%$@#^%$ *IMPLODES* HOW GOOD DOES HE LOOK??? AND HIS JERSEY, OH DEAR SAN SIRO, HIS JERSEY!!!! *wants it. Badly*
And yeah, while we're on a "I want it/him!" envy streak...
*jealous like whoa* Lucky, lucky, lucky Caroline....
But Ricky...*whines*...don't you remember this:
See my userinfo for Jesus' identity. (Thanks to
007hanna
for the pic!)
All right, that's it for today. I must go put together a proper newsletter, with pretty players from all over the globes and full of league and team-hopping! *rubs hands* Good night to all!
Pictures from Yahoo!Sports, Getty Images, ANP Beeldbank and acmilan.com.