Because
schnabeltier300 is evil and conniving:
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
She gave me: God Maldini, the Doctor and Aragorn. (Ugh, I hate you.)
THROW OFF A CLIFF
Now, now, don't look so shocked you 900+ year-old Gallifreyan. I'm only throwing you off because you're practically 99% guaranteed to survived. I mean, you can heal yourself (sans biological metacrisis this time, please), regenerate, or even go back in time to stop yourself from falling (no, it's not a fixed event in time BECAUSE I SAID SO). Better yet, you probably wouldn't even fall, thanks to some nifty sonic screwdriver and/or TARDIS trick. Or Jack can save you with his tractor beam.
SHAG
Oh Aragorn, you sexy beast. You be all manly and dirty and just totally GUH. You can pluck my harp and sing Elven poems at me ANYTIME.
MARRY
Really, it was just a logical process of elimination. I couldn't possibly cliff Paolo (his knees are already broken enough as it is, THANKYOUVERMUCH and well...if I shagged him then I'd probably get smited into divine dust (a la Semele&Zeus). Should I survive, Queen Adriana would probably chop me up to pieces and feed to me nerazzurri dogs.
Technically Aragorn is married too, but I have the feeling that Legolas Boromir Arwen would be a tad more understanding. Plus marrying Aragorn? It comes with a crown heavier than my neck can bear.
Marry, shag, cliff always makes me think of this nowadays:
John Barrowman answers a question from David Tennant. Oh boys. ♥!