02; video post

[outofwing]

[ Someone taught Simba how to turn video recording on, and someone else told him what a video is, so here he is making his first official video post... thing. He doesn't understand how it works, only that it works.

By the face he's making, it's clear that Simba is in some sort of discomfort, maybe even pain. ]

I gotta go. I really gotta go. I

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[hauntedrequiem]

[What. Just.... what.]

Ever thought about a litter box?

[video]

[outofwing]

What's a litter box?

[video]

[hauntedrequiem]

It's a box filled with litter. Cat's use it to go to the bathroom.

[video]

[outofwing]

I don't use litter.

[franched]

...go?

[video]

[outofwing]

Yeah, you know. Go.

[video]

[franched]

...

You. You are ze one zat left ze puddle I stepped in!

[video]

[outofwing]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it anymore! I had to go so bad and I didn't know what to do!

[voice]

[notacapital]

A cup?

[voice]

[outofwing]

A what?

[voice]

[notacapital]

Those things humans drink out of.

[voice]

[outofwing]

... The watering hole?

[Video]

[cashnotash]

[ ... ]

Do it in the graveyard.

[Video]

[outofwing]

There's one here?

[Video]

[cashnotash]

[ Chatting with a talking lion about where to dump your leftovers ahh what is life. ]

Yes. That's what everyone's been talking about on the network, actually. [ ... ] There's a forest behind it, but there's an invisible barrier between the graveyard and the forest, so we can't go there.

[Video]

[outofwing]

All right! I'll go there and--! Oh... My dad said I'm not allowed to go there.

video

[slowandspacey]

Are you in a costume?

video

[outofwing]

What's a costume?

video

[slowandspacey]

It's...um...something you wear!

You're just wearing a lion costume, right?

video

[outofwing]

I am a lion.