"Those were the good old days. When everything around here was dark, and dank, and dreary."
Dallas Cowboys 31
New York Midgets 20
Ahh, the memories. Trotting into school on a Monday or Tuesday morning. Wearing my Cowboys sweatshirt, my ice-blue jeans, and my silver scrunchie ... and facing 1,180-some odd,
"I don't wanna talk to you."
"Go away!"
"Leave me alone!"
This Cowboys girl will testify that Midgets fans are rotten winners. They're even worse losers. And when you're the only Cowboys fan in the building, and you've wept blood and screamed at the top of your voice defending The Boys -- Gawd, the Eighties were awful -- and you've heard all the jokes about how the cheerleaders could play better, and how Miss Ellie, Sue Ellen, Pam, Donna, Lucy, Jamie, Jenna and April could play better, *any time* The Boys beat the Midgets is a good day.
Hey, bonus points if you can guess from which Eighties toy-related cartoon movie the above quote comes! (Nobody's gonna get this one.)
New York Midgets 20
Ahh, the memories. Trotting into school on a Monday or Tuesday morning. Wearing my Cowboys sweatshirt, my ice-blue jeans, and my silver scrunchie ... and facing 1,180-some odd,
"I don't wanna talk to you."
"Go away!"
"Leave me alone!"
This Cowboys girl will testify that Midgets fans are rotten winners. They're even worse losers. And when you're the only Cowboys fan in the building, and you've wept blood and screamed at the top of your voice defending The Boys -- Gawd, the Eighties were awful -- and you've heard all the jokes about how the cheerleaders could play better, and how Miss Ellie, Sue Ellen, Pam, Donna, Lucy, Jamie, Jenna and April could play better, *any time* The Boys beat the Midgets is a good day.
Hey, bonus points if you can guess from which Eighties toy-related cartoon movie the above quote comes! (Nobody's gonna get this one.)