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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I turned gwacamolly in for farting in church (3 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped xxsweet_jen24xx see the light (8 points). In January on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (665 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
bethyss18