Yet another soldier I would do
I emailed this to my brother and he brought it up to me the other day when we actually engaged in a relatively civil conversation. Insane, isn't? Anyhow, this link title pretty much explains what it is. Christopher and I decided that, for the most part, it is pretty funny so I figured I would share it.
213 Things Skippy is no Longer Allowed to do in the U.S. Army
My favorites...
29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.
and...of course...
207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)
213 Things Skippy is no Longer Allowed to do in the U.S. Army
My favorites...
29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.
and...of course...
207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)