Feb 24, 2008 16:50
i totally met my soul mate at barnes and noble today. seriously. we have the same taste in political and comedic biographies. when he said sedaris i almost peed my pants in joy. he said have you read the janice dickinson novel. i squealed saying i didn't but i want to. he said you need to read a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. i said i had and it changed my life. after a solid 20 minute chat about how much we both loved bernstein's a woman in charge i realized that i may need to marry this man. (if he wasn't completely gay) i'll update you more when i go back to start working on our biography of hugh hefner's life. a decision made when we realized there is nothing of the sort in the world and we can make millions cornering the market.
p.s. i have to go. charlie just bought books and keeps telling me he's going to read. if you know me but at all - you'll realize what books and boys with glasses do to me.