I hate...

Nov 19, 2005 22:37

...it when you really want grilled cheese, but you don't have any bread. So then you have to go to the store down the street and get bread, but suddenly pirates attack you and you wanna cry a little, but you hold it in. And then you get your katana of justice and have a huge fight for about 12 seconds and you kill them, but then they strap a bomb to you and you have ten seconds to live, but then you figure out how to disarm the bomb so you don't die. But then a giant bird comes and takes you away to feed you to it's giant children, but then you re-arm the bomb and drop it in their nest and then jump. But then you're falling and you're like, "Oh shit oh shit, I'm falling." Then you realize, "Oh wait, I can fly." So you start to zoom off towards the store for your bread, but you crash into a tree and it laughs at you and throws apples and you cry a little and then it feels bad so it takes you to the store. Or rather it starts to, but then you get attacked by gnomes and they try to gnaw your ankles off but you get a flame thrower and they all die in a barbecue-type way. Then you finally get to the store and realize, "Oh shit oh shit I don't have any money." So you kill everyone and take the bread. And you walk back home and make grilled cheese.

Kbye.
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