A t-shirt that says: "Be careful, or you'll end up in my novel."

hahahahahaha....

You know how Sarah Bareillis' boyfriend really wants her to write him a love song? That's about the last thing you'd want me to do. I can't write music, but as far as lyrics, the last thing i tried was a parody song called "21 Things I End Up With in a Lover", which ( Read more... )

...that's just the short version, really. I've been pitching Celestial to a bunch of graphic novel imprints here, and have had product literally ripped out of my hands by editors to take with them. It's been phenomenal.

Anyway, I snuck in isee4dimensions via my "Professional" ID card, and he took fabulous photos of the Woman of My Dreams with his DSLR telephoto ( Read more... )

In which many political cartoonists drew their own interpretation of aliens landing on Earth so they could apply for jobs with the Obama Administration.

(thanks, dreda!)

Something Alan Dershowitz always reminds his Criminal Law classes:

Penis erectus non habet conscientiam - "an erect penis has no conscience."

I think we should thank the lawyers for putting it so succinctly.

Folksonomy

Also, the conference i'm at got to be the first group to witness a live demo of GoogleSites.

that will be all

(from davidfcooper, who's finally gotten the cat thing:)

http://lolinator.com/

Enter your homepage or favorite URL and see what it would look
like if cats ruled the world.

In high school (early '80s) the advanced French teacher was this middle-aged fur-coat-wearing chain-smoking enormous-sunglasses-wearing truly French-to-the-core wife of an American doctor. "Madame" (we never called her by her last name; it was "Madame" only) hated the US with a passion, and told this to us at least a couple of times per week ( Read more... )

I just tried to plug in my dish of ice cream and eat my cell phone. I am not kidding.

...Actually it's ten thousand knives when all I needed was a fork ( Read more... )

1. The Possessed Electric Toothbrush
I don't know if it's the toothbrush itself, or the charger it's in. But as of late, that thing's got a soul, and it ain't a nice one, either. It sits in my bathroom mirror and turns itself on spontaneously. It blows out the GFI to that whole part of the bathroom. And when called upon to actually perform, it ( Read more... )