Tartan Corsets.
With, um, a long really lacy skirt. And oh,
these boots from duoboots.com in the UK, which should be arriving this week. [Plugs Duo yet again for those women of "athletic calf" size.]
*fans self* however, i don't know what this would get me other than several hundred more dollars out of pocket, because at this point I can't realistically think of a place where I could wear a $300 plaid lace-up.