It's teh holidays motherfuckers!
Lately I've been spending my days at work chatting with my buddy Rob. Why? 'cause we're hilarious, here's an exerpt (slightly edited)...
me: I'm going to shoot myself with Christmas music playing in the background!
fawk!
Roberto: lol
that's a movie I want to see
me: lol
what?
Roberto: like where the employee just sits at their cubicle while xmas music plays all day for three weeks
and just goes apeshit
and pulls a piece and does everyone in slow mo
to "here comes santa clause"
me: jesus man
we still have like 22 days till christmas or some shit
you gonna be ok?
Roberto: LOL
we don't have xmas music
me: I have to admit though
me: that would make an awesome Flash animation card
me: when it's over, it says something like... "Hope you make it through ok" or something
Then there was the BBW conversation, which left both of us a little confused and bothered, but that's neither here nor there. The real reason I posted that is 'cause I really fucking hate Kenny G and the Dixie Chicks and I'm afraid that after this year I will hate Sinatra and Elvis as well and this makes me sad. I can tune out all the other crap they play here, but I can not for the life of me tune out this shit. I may very well shoot someone when this is over. Why am I bitching about this so much today? 'Cause I can't find my headphones, so I can't plug in to my computer and play something when it all becomes too much. Die motherfuckers, DIE!
me: I'm going to shoot myself with Christmas music playing in the background!
fawk!
Roberto: lol
that's a movie I want to see
me: lol
what?
Roberto: like where the employee just sits at their cubicle while xmas music plays all day for three weeks
and just goes apeshit
and pulls a piece and does everyone in slow mo
to "here comes santa clause"
me: jesus man
we still have like 22 days till christmas or some shit
you gonna be ok?
Roberto: LOL
we don't have xmas music
me: I have to admit though
me: that would make an awesome Flash animation card
me: when it's over, it says something like... "Hope you make it through ok" or something
Then there was the BBW conversation, which left both of us a little confused and bothered, but that's neither here nor there. The real reason I posted that is 'cause I really fucking hate Kenny G and the Dixie Chicks and I'm afraid that after this year I will hate Sinatra and Elvis as well and this makes me sad. I can tune out all the other crap they play here, but I can not for the life of me tune out this shit. I may very well shoot someone when this is over. Why am I bitching about this so much today? 'Cause I can't find my headphones, so I can't plug in to my computer and play something when it all becomes too much. Die motherfuckers, DIE!