Woot!

[bethlehem80]

Ok, so work... it is what it is... fucking work. I've been slacking, I've been slacking so hard I had to buy a new pair of slacks (not really, I don't own any) Ok, so yeah... a few weeks back my boss told me that I was late too many times so I wouldn't be eligible for the quarterly productivity bonus, which lanched me into a new plane of slacking. So get this, I get pulled into her office this morning and she tells me, "we just found out you're still eligible" and I'm thinking to myself "fuck, now I won't get it 'cause I haven't been doing my work". Well, with all the mounds of slacking I've been doing, I apparently managed to still do enough work that I'm getting a bonus. ... crazy, simply crazy, but hell I can't complain, I'm getting free money, and who doesn't like free money? So yeah, it's a good day. Yay!s and Hurrah!s all around.



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I'm still rather pissed that I haven't got my bicycle back yet, it's been sitting in the bike shop for about a month now and I'm getting fat...ter. Blah!