holy poo poo.
i CANNOT stop sneezing. a realistic guess at how many times ive sneezed today is around 573542574242.54. i might die.
who else loves wendy the snapple lady?
drewdy...i know you prolly already read this. disregard it. ha.
well i had my first tanning bed experience of my life the other night. im pretty sure it was one of the scarier things ive ever done. first there was sooo much lotion to choose from. so i picked out a nice sample and the lady was like, "ok, you have 4 minutes until your bed turns on" so i run back to the room and im slinging clothes everywhere and throwing on that lotion as fast as i can and im all stressed out cause 4 minutes is not a lot of time! well the bed turns on while im still trying to rub in lotion so i just slap it on there and jump in. and i had on those little "wink eze" things you know (the little paper things that just kinda sit on your eyes) but i could not leave my eyes closed bc i was terrified that i would develop skin cancer right then and there and wouldnt even know it if my eyes were closed so i had to leave em open only then i got scared that i would go blind so finally i compromised and i only opened them for small amounts of time every once in a while. and then the bed started making this weird ticking sound and i just knew my hair had caught on fire or something so i start panicking about that. and meanwhile christina was in another room thinking that the vibration of the bed was sending radiation to her heart and it was going to explode. so i laid there for what seemed like forever and thought "omg, the timer has broke and ive been in here for like 30 minutes and im all burnt up and ill die" so i raised up the lid a little so i could see the timer on the wall and it said 2 minutes were left (i had only been in there for 6...it seemed like longer i swear.) finally it went off and i was very happy for that. i put my clothes back on and we left and we decided it was a terribly scary experience and that we would go back on friday.
ok. well time for bed.
who else loves wendy the snapple lady?
drewdy...i know you prolly already read this. disregard it. ha.
well i had my first tanning bed experience of my life the other night. im pretty sure it was one of the scarier things ive ever done. first there was sooo much lotion to choose from. so i picked out a nice sample and the lady was like, "ok, you have 4 minutes until your bed turns on" so i run back to the room and im slinging clothes everywhere and throwing on that lotion as fast as i can and im all stressed out cause 4 minutes is not a lot of time! well the bed turns on while im still trying to rub in lotion so i just slap it on there and jump in. and i had on those little "wink eze" things you know (the little paper things that just kinda sit on your eyes) but i could not leave my eyes closed bc i was terrified that i would develop skin cancer right then and there and wouldnt even know it if my eyes were closed so i had to leave em open only then i got scared that i would go blind so finally i compromised and i only opened them for small amounts of time every once in a while. and then the bed started making this weird ticking sound and i just knew my hair had caught on fire or something so i start panicking about that. and meanwhile christina was in another room thinking that the vibration of the bed was sending radiation to her heart and it was going to explode. so i laid there for what seemed like forever and thought "omg, the timer has broke and ive been in here for like 30 minutes and im all burnt up and ill die" so i raised up the lid a little so i could see the timer on the wall and it said 2 minutes were left (i had only been in there for 6...it seemed like longer i swear.) finally it went off and i was very happy for that. i put my clothes back on and we left and we decided it was a terribly scary experience and that we would go back on friday.
ok. well time for bed.