Fic: Beshrew My Heart

[lolmac]

So, I just committed porn.  BDSM porn.  Shakespearean BDSM porn.

Be warned.

The original prompt was this one, from the Obscure & British fest again:

Shakespea-ReTold, Taming of the Shrew, Katherine/Petruchio, secretary kink

I'm not familiar with Shakespea-ReTold, which is apparently a fully modern-era version of four of the plays.  But the

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[a_phoenixdragon]

LOL!! I see where the 'oxtail' was borrowed from. I use it upon the Musie with pleasure. Though sometimes more Hers than mine!!

This was delightful!! *BOUNCES* Every stroke of it a masterpiece. A nod to the Bard (who would have loved the switched places!) and a tribute to his marked quill. I am undone, m'dear. Though not as undone and tamed scribe above. *Wibbles happily*

*SQUISHES*

[lolmac]

By oxtail, I take it you mean singletail? Oxtail makes soup, singletail makes, well, hash, I guess. Heehee!!

[a_phoenixdragon]

Yes. My brain is does not work. Maybe it needs a thrashing.

Then again, with the wordage that poured out, I shouldn't be surprised a few brain-cells went with it.

Aaaannnddd I left a comment at your ElJay. Every time I do, it seems Stupid falls from my fingers. I dunno if I leave my brains at home, or the wit here knocks them out. Something to ponder.

Anyway, single-tail was applied vigorously, then soup was made and we soothed our various bruises of differing ilks. It was lovely, ridiculous and obviously 'thinking' makes me an idiot.

*CACKLES*

[lolmac]

Tish, dinna fret so, lassie! If a few words get scrambled, we just make omelettes. Om nom nom.

[a_phoenixdragon]

LOL!! Thankies, m'dear.