YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
i'm using the re-worded Clement Clarke Moore's poem from my Minwoo post here cuz it works and it's two in the morning right now...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse.
He said, "The fans loved their Idols and treated them wih care,
So I'll dash their dreams and bring bad luck all year."
for those who follow AKP or OMONA, you will know about the whole Jay thing. i'm not a huge fan [compared to how i like SHINHWA and SUJU... etc] but i feel for the fans. remembering how this almost happened to ANDY [being kicked out of the band cuz ... well we don't know for sure why] makes me feel for HOTTESTS. i hope the fan conference tmrw might bring some peace to their unease.
but the main point of my post right now is really a horrid one if you see it in that light. i feel like this has been a terrible year for fanclubs and have felt some sort of need to make a list of it... i'm tempted to make a poll as to which is worse, but you can't outweigh one person's sadness against anothers. [if i'm missing anything, just tell me and i apologize in advance]
- KOYOTE - BBAEKGA brain tumor
- SHINHWA - MINWOO car accident
- BIG BANG - DAESUNG car accident
- DBSK - lawsuit
- SS501 - LEADER swine flu
- SHINEE swine flu [not sure who, sorry]
- SUPER JUNIOR - KANGIN's DUI & fight [i'll put it together since it all involved the same person
- SUPER JUNIOR - HANGENG contesting his contract [not sure if he's suing or contesting...]
- SUPER JUNIOR - SJM disbandment [wat's going to happen to henry? ';_; ]
- SUPER JUNIOR - HYUKJAE swineflu
- SUPER JUNIOR - KIBUM mia
- 2PM - JAE controversy
- WONDERGIRLS - SUNMI leaving the group
- JOON JIHOON - drug charges [from his wiki it says he plead guilty to use... i thought he was charged with the intentto deal... also, as bee explains to me, tho he's not a musician, he proably got a fandom as well]
- KANJANI 8 influenza A [i didn't say it had to be kpop fandom....and i still maintain my theory that influenza is code in JE for std ]
also, my theories for what Jay did that was oh so bad...
- drugs... not controversial enough. i know, i know, i don't know korean culture, but look at jihoon. he's gonna bounce back. no need for him to leave
- got someone preggers... he's the guy, not the one pregers, unless there's something seriously controversial there, but again look at kimu taku from SMAP... the guy's career would go on. as for not being married part, well he could have gotten married when he went away back to seattle, now couldn't he?
- sex tape... i'll quote bee here "if there is one, it needs to be leaked"... not that i would watch. it would just be another "lust/caution" again where i have my hands over my eyes and ask, "is it it over yet?" again HE can bounce back b/c asia's a sexist society. dam confucius who was jealous of how woman were more intimate the king and wanted to keep them down so he could rise up.... [i'll explain later]... moving on... HE CAN BOUNCE BACK. look at edison chen. his career is still good. poor TWINS girl. she's the soul bread earner in her family and china won't let her do anything. tony leung is fine from the lust/caution movie, but the girl is banned to appear in chinese media... i know china different from korea, but i'm just saying he'll be okay
- gay... well... i think korea is openning up a little in that area. some actor came out a few years ago and he still has a job in korea. i'd find the source but again, two in the morning. only problem would be if there was a sex tape about it and he was doing drugs and getting someone preggers... i know i know, how does he get so,eone preggers in a gay sex tape? i dunno. use yoru imagination on that one.
- rape... i'm reminded of a childhood incident where a friend of my cousins came to our house one evening crying, she was an exchange student living with her aunt who didn't care for her [yes very kdrama but also a very true story] she had went to a church social thing and the pastor had came onto her... forcefully. we had begged her to go to the police but she wouldn't.... in chinese culture, and i'm going to assume in korean culture as well since it's similar in these aspects, rape is frowned upon the women. if the girl didn't come forward then, i doubt she would come forward now, esp with lack of evidence. ... if there was such a person out there. ... unless there's a gay sex tape of him forcing himself on her and they are doing drugs...... [again my apologies, it's officially three here now]
- sleeping with an intern... that goes with sex tape and getting someone preggers... unless he forced himself on her and tehre's a tape of it and he was doing drugs and she got preggers....
- breaking bro-code [i.e. sleeping with one of the member's girlfriend, sister, or mother, jock blocking, or doing the un-holy threesom and looked into the other guys eyes [sorry late and i'm quoting barney from HIMYM]] unlikely unless he really slept with like JYP's mom [why i say JYP i do not know]
i think i'll leave it at that and sleep. hopefully you thought the last parts were funny and decided to NOT kill me. nite
[last note i just realized my shinee tag is misspelled]
[also, kjk said he would pick eunhye vs hyori... those who know me knows that they are my otp] ^^