wow... my life is a korean drama
i've been sick for a while now, but i thought i was recovering... but the past few days i just felt worse. so i got an appointment to the student health services... let's just say ... prognosis is not good.
APRIL FOOLS!!!
don't be mad... i was just pranked my mom. like... i was in class when i got the call... omg can't imagine what would have happened if i took the call and walked out in the halls. my teacher - though white - lived in china for a few years... so. i would believe he would have understood me when i cussed out my mom.
full story
i got out of class and called my mom straight away to make sure nothing's wrong. so i'm crossing the south mall to get back to my room. there's a bunch of ppl on the south mall for some reason. so i'm like looking at them as i walk and waiting for my mom to pick up.
i ask "what's wrong?"
she replies...
"I'M PREGNANT"
i freeze, of course. but wait... it's april first. BITCH!!! i don't yell that. i yell retard in chinese. and continue saying how stupid that was.
why such a big response? first of all, my mom has heart disease and kidney failure and high cholesteral and diabetes. basically all her organs are failing. when i was three docs told my parents that my mom can never have children or she'll die... so my dad had a watchamacallit.
so of course i was like "who's is it?"
apparently she told my god sis and her friends.
fave response. aunt lily [not my real aunt]... my mom was like, "lily come with me when i get the abortion" aunt lil was like, "i can't... it's still a life. can you keep it? keep it if you can." awwwwwwwwwwww
so like... my mom didn't prank my dad and suggested that i told him that. but we both agreed that it was too dangerous. i mean, he'd kill us. seriously... but i called him anyways and he was like, "don't try and prank me" mom had already warned him. DAMMIT!!!
so... i used my pranking energy here... me and katy made a truce last nite not to prank each other... however... after my mom pranked me, i went up to my room and i was like, "katy, omg, you have no idea what just happened..." and i told her everything... in that order. hahaha... she was like "oh" until the end. thank goodness i have a walk in closet. i couldn't help smiling so i was telling the story as i changed to make it natural.
hehehe.. sorry if i worried anyone. ^^ peace
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