So I'm sure ppl are gonna wanna kill me after they found out what happened last night.
ok so i was watching project runway and brittany came by to watch it with. a few days before she had got katy into an alternate universe fanfic which was a cross of super junior and harry potter. well katy and i are both avid harry potter fans. in fact that's how we became friends - over a really deep and important discussion over harry potter. brittany wasn't that into harry potter so when she came by, she asked me who the death eaters were - they are lord voldemort's followers. that is how i should have answered it, but instead i came up with the anaology, if voldemort was darth vadar, then the death eaters would be the storm troopers. then we went on about the au is about suju in hp, and wonder about a suju/star wars au. sigh, we should have stopped there, cuz it got crazy after.
i got really excited when i for some reason envisioned kangin as ... jabba the hut.... [please don't kill me] it was just awesome :D
and then we had teuki as princess leia cuz teuki would look awesome in a gold bikini. so we made a list. we could not think of who to be hansolo since teuki is princess leia. we were gonna change yesung into jabba [he's creepy that way] and kangin as the more expectable hansolo, but... sigh... he's just so more awesome and believable as jabba. so yesung is hansolo.
siwon is darth vadar and hyukjae is padme while hankyung is luke. that means siwon and hyukjae are hankyung and teuki's parents. :D
donghae is R2D2 b/c we envisioned him just rolling around making beeping noises :D
wooki of course could only be wookie. omg, seriously would die if he could make those noises <3
but it didn't stop there... we got to thinking what else would they be good as... so we tried to think up stories we liked. next was super heroes. and the first thing we thought up was that sungmin had to be wonder woman. loved snl's skit, the amibuously gay duo. so had to add that in. it took a while to figure out who would be best in that role and we first thought that jaejoong should be cat woman. but then i thought of henry in that leather suit and brittany was so happy to imagine him with cat ears, a tail and a lease, so only henry could be cat woman and jaeho became the ambiguously gay duo :D
hyukjae was aquaman b/c he fails and when brittany thought of aquaman she thought about the aquaman game that also fails. then we found out that aquaman had a wife, so of course we had to add tablo as mera.
at first we had kangin as superman, but i remember him in this clip where hankyung is in this
fat, short sailor moon suit playing this game with brian where he does a great superman pose :D so we changed it. and kangin got to be batman and teuki is albert, his valet.
after superheroes we moved onto the goonies. i love that movie. the best was when we thought hankyung would be great as the sloth since he fails at languages.
after that we got into simpsons characters. there are just so many simpsons, we could do an entire kpop fandom kingdom of the simpsons. first character we got down is kangin as snake, i believe. i wanted heechul as burns cuz he's just perfect for that role. so brittany wanted teuki as jebadiah springfield cuz he's older. i was so distraught and so we mad lsm as jebadiah springfield.
kibum is the mayer cuz he seems like a man-slut.
wooki is maggie cuz he's baby :D
henry is the one eyebrowed baby. we were gonna change it cuz that would mean that henry and wooki were enimies, but it's just too great for henry to be in that role. i couldn't see him as anybody else after that.
yesung is moe cuz they're both creepy.
mithra is grandpa.... who's the same age as heechul/burns :D
so many characters so we had to add ss501
leader is edna krabbapel cuz he seems like a desperate man-slut to me.
and youngseung is disco stu ^^
and the best for last, baby is ralph. katy saw that and started complaining saying that baby can't be ralph cuz ralph is "special"... of course the answer there is - BABY is "SPECIAL" ^^
we also went into john hughes movies - ferris bueller's day off, 16 candles, and breakfast club. there are two molly ringwalds and two anthony micheal halls.
my fave is hyukjae as farmer ted [amh in 16 candles] and zhoumi as long duk dong [16 candles] 8D and i just love saying long duk dong.
we also have other topics we haven't gotten into. we got tired and ended up watching dbsk banjun dramas [i'm still trying to pimp them out to brittany] we saw changmin admit on ysmm that he watched porn, and we saw him play an innocent kid in the banjun drama "unforgettable love" cuz he never had an unforgettable love before cuz he was too young and had to lie to his hyungs about the pangs of being in love. it was the best.
other topics = star trek, miss congeniality [i'm still trying to think who would be a great miss texas - heechulie ???], birdcage [b/c we were watching it last night, best drag movie ever], indiana jones [i love shortstop :D], and what would be suju's drag names ?? :D
list we have thus far :D
super junior [and others] as star wars characters :
Kanginjabbalee teukprincess leiaheechulsithshindongdarth maulhankyunglukehyukjaepadamesiwondarth vadarsungminobi wanyesunghan solowookiwookidonghaer2d2kibumc3pokyuhyunyodahenryanakinzhoumijar jar binksdbsk and reststorm troopers
Super Junior [and others] as Super Heroes and Villians =
KanginBatmanTeukiAlbertHeechulPoison IvyShindong jokerhankyungsupermanhyukjaeaquamansiwonspidermansungminwonder womanyesungpenguinwookirobindonghaemary janekibumcaptain americakyuhyuntwo facehenrycat womanzhoumigoblinyunhoambiguously gay duojaejoongambiguously gay duomickeygreen laternjunsulois lanechangminlex luthertabloaquaman's wifemithrawonder twintukutzwonder twin
super junior [and others] as simpsons characters:
kanginsnaketeukimargeheechulburnsshindongkrustyhankyungmilhousehyukjaehomersiwonflanderssungminmr smithersyesungmoewookimaggiedonghaebartkibummayerkyuhyunmartinhenryone eye browed babyzhoumiapuyunhosideshow bobjaejoongcrazy cat ladymickeypattyjunsuselmachangminwillie [with kilt]tablolisamithragrandpatukutzcletuslsmjebadaih springfieldjungminkent brokmankyujongprincipal skinneryoungsaengdisco stueleadereda krabbapelbabyralph
Super Junior in the Goonies =
kangin - brandon teuki - andie
heechul - stef hankyung - sloth
hyukjae - francis fratelli [balding] sungmin - mickey
yesung - jake fratellie [opera lover] donghae - chuck
kyuhyung - mouth henry - data
zhoumi - ma fratelli [not the best choice but we didn't know who else would make a good ma fratelli]
Super Junior in John Hughes movies Ferris Beuller's Day Off, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club =
Kangin - Jake Ryan [hottie in 16C] Teuki - Cameron [friend in FBDO]
Heechul - Claire [princess in BC] Shindong - John [criminal in BC]
Hankyung - Sam [molly in 16C] Hyukjae - Farmer Ted [AMH in 16C]
Siwon - Andrew [jock in BC] Sungmin - Carolyn [jake ryan's gf in 16C]
Yesung - Bryce [john cusack in 16C] Wooki - Alison [basketcase in BC]
Donghae - Ferris [no need to explain, rite?] Kibum - Sloane [ferris' gf in FBDO]
Henry - Cliff [AMH's friend in 16C] Kyuhyun - Brian [AMH in BC]
Zhoumi - LONG DUK DONG ^^
oh right, i also cropped and photoshopped pictures of suju on the heads of superheroes... a terribly eventful night. terrible, but i'm still happy. hm....