I hate your fuckin guts you fuckin slut I hope you die
**COPIED FROM MYSPACE BLOG BECAUSE IM LAZY AND REPETITIVE**
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, EMINEM. Corey gave me (or I stole, rather) my Eminem CD back today.
Today was pretty kick ass. I worked this morning, which wasn't much really.
Hmm... we'll fast forward to Amy time. She comes to pick me up because she had to get her oil changed. On our way to Worden-Martin, I called Corey, and he told me roughly where he'd be. I... got lost. Honestly, he moves two things over and I get lost. Kyle Kamradt showed Amy and myself where to find him, and sure enough he was on his way to find us. Anyway, so we hung out in his little place... Amy left to do something, so I was left to be Corey's DJ. In this I found my infamous Eifel 65 CD... that I forgot to steal back. Corey didn't like my music choice, so I sat on his chair like thing and looked at his materials. I got my effin BRAND new shoes stepped on by Corey. He also got toxic chemicals in my eye, AND told me I was polishing his sunglasses incorrectly, honestly. Oh, he also allowed me to drink from his pop, which he then informed me was like 3 days old. Who in the fuck drinks pop that's 3 days old? Well, I suppose I have my answer. After he got off, I went into the showroom with Amy. We talked in a car before Corey located us. We all decided that we should go to Zelmas, so he headed home to change. Amy and I headed to Zelmas, where he soon showed up after I convinced him not to take a shower... mmm. So, yeah... he showed up there and ate with us. I paid for him AND gave him my discount. He would not take off his sunglasses or stop turning around at any slight noise, lol. He attepted to take many things, but in the end he only got his pizza and show taken. He drove home with one sandal, while I had the other. Amy and I headed to her house to meet Maggie, then out to the rodeo. I swear if I had a gun, I would ahve shot the guy in it. He wa so damned annoying. No one got badly hurt, so that was sad. Corey called halfway into it, but I couldn't hear a word he said. After that we headed to Arby's where I laughed in the spirit of Matt Vandermolen seeing Roast beef. We than headed up to Corey's. I played with magnets and fish... I think, no, I know, we're going up there this weekend for a good time.
HookEm107: I'll try to find it
HookEm107: that's so hardcore
HookEm107: :-.
HookEm107: wtf did I just say
HookEm107: directions to Zelmas are hardcore?
HookEm107: hardcore what?
HookEm107: HIS **** IS ******
HookEm107: B BITCH
HookEm107: it screams "Treat me like your mom"
HookEm107: by 6th hour I'll be in Lindsey's picking up random bottles and asking if it contains alcohol
HookEm107: and then it'll be formaldahyde and I'll drink it
BethEIE8907: LMAO
HookEm107: and die
HookEm107: fuck that! I hugged him!
HookEm107: also drunken!
HookEm107: sleeping with him was NOT hugging and there will be NO points awarded
HookEm107: I have pleanty of alcohol over here
HookEm107: just...not drinking it
HookEm107: no one's noticed that my lime gatorade is white
BethEIE8907: well ship it over here
HookEm107: uh strange?
BethEIE8907: LMAO
HookEm107: Well, I'll ttyl YA FUCKING BITCH
Work tomorrow, then bonfire. Later.