Attention all "Frank the Goat" shippers!
Okay, if you still need spoiler protection for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire...well...too bad!
(Set up: Hagrid's just been exposed as a half-giant by the ever-annoying Rita Skeeter and is currently holed up in his cabin, refusing to come out. Dumbledore and Harry are trying to change his mind)
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"...Not a week has passed, since I became headmaster of this school, when I haven't had at least one owl complaining about the way I run it. But what should I do? Barricade myself in my study and refuse to talk to anybody?"
"Yeh - yeh're not half-giant!" said Hagrid croakily.
"Hagrid, look what I've got for relatives!" Harry said furiously. "Look at the Dursleys!"
"An excellent point," said Professor Dumbledore. "My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practising inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers...."
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"...inappropriate charms on a goat..."
Finally! Canonical basis for all those Frank the Goat / Aberforth Dumbledore crossovers you've been itching to write!
(Oh...and in case you didn't notice: GIP!! Thanks to my blunaris for putting this icon together for me *g*)
(Set up: Hagrid's just been exposed as a half-giant by the ever-annoying Rita Skeeter and is currently holed up in his cabin, refusing to come out. Dumbledore and Harry are trying to change his mind)
***
"...Not a week has passed, since I became headmaster of this school, when I haven't had at least one owl complaining about the way I run it. But what should I do? Barricade myself in my study and refuse to talk to anybody?"
"Yeh - yeh're not half-giant!" said Hagrid croakily.
"Hagrid, look what I've got for relatives!" Harry said furiously. "Look at the Dursleys!"
"An excellent point," said Professor Dumbledore. "My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practising inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers...."
***
"...inappropriate charms on a goat..."
Finally! Canonical basis for all those Frank the Goat / Aberforth Dumbledore crossovers you've been itching to write!
(Oh...and in case you didn't notice: GIP!! Thanks to my blunaris for putting this icon together for me *g*)