HP: Bad for your Spiritual Health *g*
Hee. I saw this article linked in glitterdemon‛s LJ, and...
"Nearly-Headless-Dick"
"...considering what we already know about Potter, we should not put seducing an innocent girl into original sin past him."
"In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel [note: Lucius Malfoy, in case you didn‛t recognize him by that description *g*] by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle. In this way the Harry Potter books contribute to the hidden gay agenda. When this temptation is refused, he has a malignant house spirit who embodies all the evils of stem-cell research curse the angel down."
Is this woman reading the same books I‛m reading? I mean, maybe she‛s been reading pornish_pixies and just *thought* she was reading the HP books. :)
ETA: Okay, I've been had. This was written by "one of ours" (see comments to find out *who*). In my defense? That website's been had, too. *g*
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In other news, today is Remus Lupin‛s birthday, according to JKR‛s website. His horoscope for the day (emphasis mine):
"A relationship can become re-energized today, and you can experience a heart-to-heart connection with someone on or near your birthday. Your identity is clearer, and you can meet a person on your own terms. It is easier to express the truth of who you are so that a partner see the “real” you. Affections are stronger now, and you show your love without holding back"
Come on, Lupin writers: apparently this is a good day for Remus to reveal himself as a werewolf and get some nookie.
"Nearly-Headless-Dick"
"...considering what we already know about Potter, we should not put seducing an innocent girl into original sin past him."
"In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel [note: Lucius Malfoy, in case you didn‛t recognize him by that description *g*] by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle. In this way the Harry Potter books contribute to the hidden gay agenda. When this temptation is refused, he has a malignant house spirit who embodies all the evils of stem-cell research curse the angel down."
Is this woman reading the same books I‛m reading? I mean, maybe she‛s been reading pornish_pixies and just *thought* she was reading the HP books. :)
ETA: Okay, I've been had. This was written by "one of ours" (see comments to find out *who*). In my defense? That website's been had, too. *g*
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In other news, today is Remus Lupin‛s birthday, according to JKR‛s website. His horoscope for the day (emphasis mine):
"A relationship can become re-energized today, and you can experience a heart-to-heart connection with someone on or near your birthday. Your identity is clearer, and you can meet a person on your own terms. It is easier to express the truth of who you are so that a partner see the “real” you. Affections are stronger now, and you show your love without holding back"
Come on, Lupin writers: apparently this is a good day for Remus to reveal himself as a werewolf and get some nookie.