Okay, mostly this is why you should be fancying Porthos (aka Howard Charles), but also it is why you should be watching the BBC Musketeers.
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So there MIGHT, if you're even remotely sexual, be one particular image in that lot that you honed in on. Let's get some more data...
Also, I did mention Peter Capaldi (a.k.a MACHIAPALDI), and, frankly, it would be rude not to oblige:
Now, okay, this next lot are not exactly Musketeers, but they do contain Howard Charles's FACE. And this is the most important thing.
"I’m not exactly trouble-free, myself."
This... might be becoming a bit of a thing...
But, come on, look. FACE.
Pictures, I should say, are all from Tumblr and were all found for me by the frankly epic
herdivineshadow.