[Voice]

[miseryismyotp]

Is it a sign of infertility and incontinence when a man makes dozens of little copies of his ego-driven self to terrorize a neighborhood

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[how_i_tease]

Oh, come on.

You take all the fun out of life, you know that?

[miseryismyotp]

Shut up. None of this is fun.

[how_i_tease]

Not if you're you, no.

[miseryismyotp]

Not if you're anyone sane!

Which, being you, you aren't.

[how_i_tease]

Still such a sweet-talker. I've missed that about you.

[miseryismyotp]

You stay away from me.

[how_i_tease]

Tell me, are you new to this game?

Or are you trying to tempt me to come find you?

[miseryismyotp]

I am saying I have a lot of shit on my plate right now and if you come near me trying to do what you did before, you're going to have trouble.

Just pick up a goddamn hobby.

[how_i_tease]

Like there's anything to do in this town besides dodge disasters and watch everyone else scurry.

The screams at night are getting a little tiresome. I need fun.

[miseryismyotp]

And I'm fun, I suppose?

[how_i_tease]

I'll admit, your little tirades are one of the things I've missed most.

[miseryismyotp]

Fine. If it'll keep you from having fun, come over and I'll tirade at you all day.