[Voice]

[miseryismyotp]

Is it a sign of infertility and incontinence when a man makes dozens of little copies of his ego-driven self to terrorize a neighborhood

Comments

[gotmadskills]

Spike turned up human for a while I guess. You ever ask him how?

Doesn't put the soul back though, I don't think.

[miseryismyotp]

I tried. He wouldn't tell me.

How do you even go about getting a soul, Faith?

[gotmadskills]

So do that thing you do. Get all in his face, complain and throw a fit until he caves. Spike has a real low redline for putting up with getting bugged.

And I'm pretty sure a soul is just somethin' you're born with usually. Part of being human, at least to start.

[miseryismyotp]

He only caves because you have breasts. I don't have breasts. My complaining would just be annoying for him until he left to go do something else.

And I still have mine?

[gotmadskills]

You have yours. She doesn't. Different types of vamp, remember?

[miseryismyotp]

And I can't just....give her mine.

[gotmadskills]

Pretty sure it's not like that. I mean it's not like borrowing a cup of sugar, your soul's what makes you you right? So it'd just be you cruising around in her body.

[miseryismyotp]

...I don't understand how to fix this.

[gotmadskills]

[Faith pulls the stake out of her pocket and gives it the Vanna White treatment]

Either she'll come back with a factory reset, or she'll be off the streets for a little while while you come up with a Plan B.

[miseryismyotp]

How would you do it, Faith? If it was someone you didn't want to see hurt?

[gotmadskills]

Well...

[She rolls her shoulders. That's something she got some pretty recent experience in]

I mean, if they wanted it to happen, were asking for it, that'd be one kind of deal, but if they're fighting it? You just put yourself in a place where it doesn't matter. At least right then. Turn it off.

Some people can do it, some people can't. Not to say it won't sneak up on you again later, but there are some people who can handle it.

I'm one of those people. It's what I do.

[miseryismyotp]

...I just don't want her to be in any more pain.

[gotmadskills]

Then, no offense, it's probably staking time. One big pain and it's done.

[miseryismyotp]

...ergh.

[idolstolemylook]

When have I caved?

[gotmadskills]

[Talk to the hand]

Twinkie.

So while we're here, how about you let Conrad in on the secret to the human thing? Since he's gonna get people killed if he doesn't know it.