[audio; locked to any man bonnie has ever spoken to]

[blytheandbonnie]

[a partial list: jack1 and jack2, topher, damon(!), wes(!?), ianto, spike, harry, eleven, sam lowry. but seriously. any man bonnie has ever talked to (except angelus). network post or real life, if she knows your name, you're on this list, I'm just too lazy to go back over logs and network posts to figure out every person she's ever spoken to.]

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[VOICE]

[getsthelastword]

The nutcase who went all "Mommy Dearest" on the network?

Pass.

[voice; locked]

[blytheandbonnie]

Are you going?

[getsthelastword]

Absolutely not. I haven't worn a tuxedo since the 1960s and don't plan to ever again.

[blytheandbonnie]

Too bad.

I would have liked to get a dance with you.

[getsthelastword]

Can't dance in those shoes anyway.

[blytheandbonnie]

I have more faith in you than that.

My dress is pretty killer. You can't see it if you don't come.

[getsthelastword]

Sure I can. I'll just ask a police officer to show me your video on the network.

[blytheandbonnie]

You won't.

[getsthelastword]

You'll never know.

[blytheandbonnie]

I'll only ask once: Please come, Damon. I'd really like to see you.

[getsthelastword]

You can see me at the after party.

[blytheandbonnie]

There's an after party?

[getsthelastword]

I'll make one.

Sorry, Bon Bon. No tuxedos.

[blytheandbonnie]

A suit would have worked, you know.

But okay. Have a good evening, Damon.