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[idolstolemylook]

[Locked to Cho]
Cho, love. Gonna be away a fair bit for the next few.

[He looks tight and tense, his worry poorly hidden under restless anger.]You're, ah... you can use the place as much as you want. Just don't move my records. Got 'em all orderly. But remember what I said about tall, dark and stupidhair--he's been seen in the graveyard an' I don'

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[miseryismyotp]

...

[Sorry, Spike. There is a sudden burst of laughter after a tense moment of silence]

[idolstolemylook]

The fuck is your problem?

[miseryismyotp]

Nothing. Nothing, I'm sorry. This is a serious situation and I shouldn't be laughing because people are hurt...

But wow. All this time, I thought I was the emotionally clingy vampire who was learning friendship for the first time.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

[idolstolemylook]

I have friends!

And... you are the emotionally clingy one. And a pain in my arse. How did you even get on this filter anyway?

[Spike kicks something and mumbles about bloody technology.]

[miseryismyotp]

Because we're friends, Spike.

We are friends.

[idolstolemylook]

[You weren't supposed to answer that.]

Well. I did offer to kill you that one time.

[It is unclear whether this is an argument for or against friendship.]

[miseryismyotp]

I figured I just had that effect on people.

...I'm going to get us one of those half-heart best friend bracelets. A pink one.

[idolstolemylook]

You keep going, I will kill you.

At least make it black, for fuck's sake.

[miseryismyotp]

Okay. I'm sorry. I'll stop.

...Heh. Will do.

Also be careful and all that shit.

[idolstolemylook]

I'm gonna cry. Be sure to send me a bloody Christmas card.

[miseryismyotp]

You're on the list for it.

Man. I'm going to have to revise my entire opinion of you now in light of this new evidence.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh, shut your gob. No revising.

On second thought, he can have you.

[miseryismyotp]

He already thinks we're best friends from the rate we talk, anyway. I'm sure we'll get along famously.

You know, between us we could actually make...you.

[idolstolemylook]

What the hell does that even mean?

[miseryismyotp]

It means he's a psychopathic vampire who loves killing and I'm not much of a vampire period, but smash us together and we'd probably make one halfway decent bloodsucker with his priorities screwed on straight, aka Spike.

Weird, right?

[idolstolemylook]

My priorities are not screwing on straight. I'm a bad, bad man. Ask Wesley. There are whole books about me an' how evil I am.