[Voice]

[miseryismyotp]

Yeah so back from being kidnapped I guess. Nice where I can disappear for days on end and everyone thinks I've just popped out for a bit of a vacation!

Whoever's in charge of the police here, I'd like to make a formal complaint about being assaulted, abducted, and forcibly removed from giving evidence about crimes. Unless we've done away with all

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[Anon; Text]

[mini_dean]

Well, at least we all know why they let you go.

[Anon; Text]

[miseryismyotp]

Fuck you, fuck this city, fuck the assholes who kidnapped me, fuck everything about Bete Noire.

[Anon; Text]

[mini_dean]

That's a lot of fucking you're setting yourself up for. Make sure you pack condoms.

[Anon; Text]

[miseryismyotp]

For fuck's sake. Don't you have anything useful to say?!

[sulkyselkie]

Christ, is that where you were?

[miseryismyotp]

No. I'm not talking to you. I just.

No, fuck it, we're talking.

How long was I gone, like two weeks?! And you didn't even..?!

[sulkyselkie]

Yes.

Exactly.

Hanna and I sat around playing fucking Pokemon and twiddling our thumbs and assuming you'd be back after the first few days.

Because we're dicks like that.

[miseryismyotp]

You didn't even look for me.

voice

[headslapboss]

Let's hear it.

voice

[miseryismyotp]

And you are?

voice

[headslapboss]

Gibbs. Police. On the night shift.

voice

[miseryismyotp]

Hi, Officer Gibbs. I'm Conrad Achenleck and I was abducted by some anonymous criminal after threatening to call the police over a planned murder.

....Fuck, make that an actual murder by now, probably.

[Voice]

[fallsoutofbox]

...Conrad? What happened? Are you alright?

[Voice]

[miseryismyotp]

You're the first one to ask me that.

And no. I'm not all right. I was dragged through my own window, flown halfway across the city, tied up, put down, and stuck in a cabin in the middle of nowhere by insane murdering bastards.

I'd feel better about it if I though any of that experience was going to matter. But it won't. It never does. They won't be caught, or a police report won't be filed, and I get to feel unsafe for the rest of my unnatural life. Never mind the teasing I'm going to get from the other vampires about this bullshit.

[Voice]

[fallsoutofbox]

It sounds as though that sort of thing is all too common here.

I'm sorry - though I know that probably doesn't make it any better.

[Voice]

[miseryismyotp]

Oh, you have no idea.

..Well, maybe a little bit. Maybe the thought that there are normal, moral people still around here.

[gruesomething]

Conrad! Oh stones, I was afraid you'd gone home.

[gruesomething]

And- wait.

[Some fumbles with his necklace, tying the right knots to lock the transmission.]

Faith was looking for you.

[miseryismyotp]

[Locking as well]

Faith can die in a fire.

[gruesomething]

She came to the Hostel.

Are you okay?