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Here follows the first entry of Ford Prefect in the Theatrical Muse's Guide to the Galaxy, dated 14 Dec 2003 01:58am Earth Time:
Holy zarking dingo's kidneys!
As a roving researcher for the Guide I certainly think I'll be needing two things:
1. A place to collect thoughts, such as here, and
2. A drink.
Now obviously I cannot do the former unless someone treats me to the latter so I have to ask...any takers? I'll be willing to review restaurateurs for the Guide in exchange for regular meals and a towel for my ape comerade Arthur Dent, preferrably with reinforced seams and perhaps with nutrients soaked into the different colored stripes.
I just got mine at Marks and Spencer but I did spill a bit of tea on it once so I find it does taste rather good.
Things I like: Free drinks; free food; free towels; free clothes; free lodging; free sex. Things I dislike: Vogons; Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Or, your friendly neighhbourhood doubtful_salmon, a big fan of Douglas Adams' work, both Dirk Gently and Hitchhiker's Guide alike.
The first entry is located here and doubtful_salmon feels very idiotic for forgetting how to spell "seams" the first time around.
Holy zarking dingo's kidneys!
As a roving researcher for the Guide I certainly think I'll be needing two things:
1. A place to collect thoughts, such as here, and
2. A drink.
Now obviously I cannot do the former unless someone treats me to the latter so I have to ask...any takers? I'll be willing to review restaurateurs for the Guide in exchange for regular meals and a towel for my ape comerade Arthur Dent, preferrably with reinforced seams and perhaps with nutrients soaked into the different colored stripes.
I just got mine at Marks and Spencer but I did spill a bit of tea on it once so I find it does taste rather good.
Things I like: Free drinks; free food; free towels; free clothes; free lodging; free sex. Things I dislike: Vogons; Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Or, your friendly neighhbourhood doubtful_salmon, a big fan of Douglas Adams' work, both Dirk Gently and Hitchhiker's Guide alike.
The first entry is located here and doubtful_salmon feels very idiotic for forgetting how to spell "seams" the first time around.