I think the outcome vastly depends on whether this happens before Castiel loses his Angel powers. Because he'd probably just get fed up with everyone running their mouths off trying to figure out how to escape (while Jack Sparrow sneakily empties their purses), put them all to sleep and then vanish wherever he wishes to go... Otherwise... poor sod.
(while Jack Sparrow sneakily empties their purses)
I can just see Jack Sparrow trying to empty the Doctor's pockets, and empty them, and empty them, and empty them, and the Doctor just standing there watching him with a smirk on his face.
I'd try to imagine it, but the baby angel, the Time Lord, the Vulcan, and the superhero could get out with any one of their legion of skills (up to and including Cas soulfully looking the elevator into submission). The detective and his MD clone would probably go all 'splody logic on each other, with the geek quite likely in tow, assuming he didn't die of idol-induced-heart-failure BEFORE the Vulcan and superhero left. This would leave only the guy who would have absolutely no idea what the hell an elevator is, but hoping it goes somewhere with a lot of things to steal, or at least a jar of dirt.
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I can just see Jack Sparrow trying to empty the Doctor's pockets, and empty them, and empty them, and empty them, and the Doctor just standing there watching him with a smirk on his face.
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everythingfunny.org kept me up for hours. I highly suggest it if you need a laugh. (I think I found this on page 78 or so.)
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Great crack fic though, yeah?
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:D
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