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[bestworstdad]

[On the video, you spot a ~mysterious~ hooded man, rain pouring off his cloak. Or at least he loses that mysteriousness when the light flicks on. He blinks a couple times before opening his mouth.]What the

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[bunny_flower]

... Long distance ?

[bestworstdad]

You know? It's what you have to pay for when you call America all the way from freakin' Japan.

[bunny_flower]

I am sorry, I am unfamiliar with human means of communication.

[bestworstdad]

I guess not everyone has checked out the old world.

[bunny_flower]

The old world ?

[bestworstdad]

Forget about it. Too much detail. Just imagine it as tryin' to send a message a long way and havin' to pay extra for it.

[bunny_flower]

That must indeed be inconvenient.

[bestworstdad]

Just annoyin' at times. So who the heck are you?

[bunny_flower]

I am Unohana Retsu, Captain of the 4th Division of the Gotei 13, the army of the Court of Pure Souls.

[bestworstdad]

Captain, huh? Sounds like a pretty high rank. You some military freak?

[bunny_flower]

I would appreciate it if you used proper language when addressing me, sir. I have, after all, been nothing but courteous.

And I am the head of my Division, as it happens. I work directly under Commander Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni.

[bestworstdad]

Haah? Proper language?

CAREFUL, SHE'S SMILING AT YOU !

[bunny_flower]

Calling me a freak is uncalled for and rude, sir.

[bestworstdad]

How is that rude? I don't think that even rates on a rude-meter.

[bunny_flower]

It is rude, and I would thank you not to use that kind of language when addressing me.

You haven't introduced yourself, sir.