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[ A text/phone call to Raiden, from Kanto, dated Monday night.]
[Brock has been mysteriously absent most of the week. Starting Thursday, you might see him back around campus, but he's mostly holed himself in his room ( Read more... )
[Brock has been mysteriously absent most of the week. Starting Thursday, you might see him back around campus, but he's mostly holed himself in his room ( Read more... )
He thinks he's got it. His hands go under the shirt and around her waist and sliiiiiiiiiiiiide their way up only to be met by the next obstacle.
THE BRA
WHAT DO
What results is some super-awkward trying to maneuver around it.]
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Oh.
Oh right. Bras. Okay. That explained that.] Ah... wait. [She was going. To help you.]
[Dear Brock there is now a lady unbuttoning her blouse while she sits on your lap how do you feel.]
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"Let's stay in" + Bedroom + Erika + No sweater + Retrieval of new sweater not permitted + BED - Bra = ?????
This is so difficult. Please enjoy Brock just kind of sitting there patiently.
And awkwardly.
The awkward never goes away.]
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BUT HEY LOOK.
Boobs.]
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It's boobs.
He's gonna. He's gonna reach out.
And touch the boobs.]
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You're gonna love it boobs.
Come on and get your boobs.
Everyone needs boobs.
Boobs boobs boo-- alright that's enough.
MEANWHILE that feels. Nice. She gives him a few moments alone with coping with the fact that he is touching boobs and they are real and someone actually wants him to touch them. Whoa. Now she's going to start with the smooches again and gently push him back onto the bed. Oh my.]
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Okay. Okay SMOOCHES HE CAN DO. It's just the multitasking that's a problem. That, and the figuring out what exactly is going on here.
ERIKA BABE WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT
YOU'RE LIKE A REALLY HARD MATH PROBLEM.
But HE CAN DO IT. HE'S A MAN. So here he is, trying to find the right balance between making out and boobhonkin.
It is a challenge.]
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Also you are doing a good job. She will reward you with kisses on your neck.
... Wait maybe you're not doing such a good job you might want to check on her.]
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Oh baby.
Brock is suddenly like wait babe what's going on maybe we should talk about this so I don't keep acting like a clueless idiot.]
Is everything okay?
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Oh dang.
You know what would have been really unfortunate? Passing out during hot and heavy makeouts mmmmhmmm.
So uh. Don't look now but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
At least she looks pretty happy???]
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Okay wait he's got it.
"Let's stay in" + Bedroom + Erika + No sweater + Retrieval of new sweater not permitted + BED - Bra + Pushing you backwards onto the bed = SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
Brock is about to voice this stunning realization and find out if that is really what she wants but SUDDENLY.
She is asleep.
SHE FELL ASLEEP.
WAS IT HIS FAULT?
OH GOD HE WAS SO BAD SHE FELL ASLEEP.]
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( ... )
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Maybe
he'll just be a virgin forever.
And stare at the ceiling.
With Erika sleeping on top of him.]
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With boobs. On you.
... Dream sex is pretty great.]
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With all of his tentacles.
On Brock's face.]
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