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Apr 03, 2010 00:57

Um.

Thank you...whoever left me all these magazines. They're...really informative. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all of them, though. It seems like a shame to throw them away. I had no idea there was this whole...other side to Pokemon Breeding ( Read more... )

i'm secretly cyclops, blacky, sex ed for poglehs

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umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 04:59:08 UTC

There should be something for removing grease paint in the art department... or the theatre wing, for an alternative that won't blind you for life.

[Private]

...Which magazine is it?

bestsweater April 3 2010, 05:02:03 UTC

Thanks. I woke up this morning and someone had painted...eyes on my face. It scared the heck out of Kabutops.

[Private]

Play...mon. I think. I can go check.

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:09:30 UTC

Eyes on your face? Oh. Oh I get it lololol that is funny I mean It sounds like you got off rather easy. I'll see if I can go find the makeup remover.

[Private, TOTALLY hackable]

FUUUUUUUUUU That won't be necessary. There are plenty of Umbreons in the world; I wouldn't be surprised if one took on a form surprisingly similar to mine. It is strange that they would choose to pose for one of those magazines.

bestsweater April 3 2010, 05:22:43 UTC

Pretty...horrific ones, really. I'd really appreciate it.

[Prriiiivato]

That's true. It's kind of a shame, really. She's very pretty.

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:28:42 UTC

[Beep beep vroom vroom here is Blacky coming to make a delivery. And to sneak a peek at the magazines.]

bestsweater April 3 2010, 05:38:14 UTC

[Brock opens the door!

He is in an apron and has horrible blue and black smudges all across his face.]

Hi, Miss Blacky.

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:40:23 UTC

...[Hold please.]

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:41:17 UTC

[Here is the part where Blacky makes a very unladylike choked snorting noise and turns away to laugh. AND LAUGH.]

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:43:18 UTC

[Okay, after a minute or two she should have it out of her system. She turns back - snerk - and clears her throat.]

Here you are. Would you like any help with that? I assume you don't remove makeup often...

bestsweater April 3 2010, 05:46:53 UTC

[Brock just kind of stands there and lets her laugh. 8C]

Oh, uh, sure. You can come in if you want.

[WELCOME TO BROCK'S APARTMENT. There are books everywhere and there is baking stuff all over the kitchen and a Poffin maker on the table.]

I don't really remove makeup...ever.

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 05:52:55 UTC

[Oh boy oh boy those better be sweet treats you're baking Mr. Breeder man. But more importantly oh wow the home of a gym leader even if it's only temporary and kind of a mess IT'S STILL GLAMOUROUS.]

Oh no? Surely you must have a sister - I've heard you do have a number of siblings... It would be a useful skill to have if she should ever go through the, ah, 'experimenting with style' stage. Hopefully whatever she gets into isn't this extreme...

[Oh. Right. Blacky has no idea where anything is so she's going to stand in the middle of the apartment holding the bottle and looking back at Brock expectantly.]

Do you have any cotton swabs? A paper towel might do otherwise...

bestsweater April 3 2010, 05:59:35 UTC

[They just. Might. Be.]

I have. Um. Four sisters, actually. I'm the oldest of ten. They're not quite old enough for that yet, though.

[Brock scurries off to the kitchen to exchange his apron for a washcloth.]

Is this okay?

umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 18:46:13 UTC

Ten! My goodness, I can't imagine how busy your household must be. [Little does Blacky know she must have dozens of still-living siblings around the Pokemon world. Not that she's ever met them.] Still, odds are one of the girls will need help with this sort of thing one day. They grow up so fast~ so Master says of his own kids.

[Inspects the washcloth, then nods. And gets to work!]

bestsweater April 3 2010, 19:35:20 UTC

Busy is a bit of an understatement.

I guess you're right. I'll just keep trying to convince them that exploring Mt. Moon is more exciting than makeup.

[He's making a scrunched-up face because his mom probably does this to him a lot only with dirt instead of face paint.]

umbreon_blacky April 4 2010, 00:20:04 UTC

[Blacky may or may not be trying to imagine having to do this to her own son. It seems like a motherly sort of thing to do. But she'll never know. OH CASCA. ALAS.]

Hm... I think I'd prefer a bit of lipstick to being swarmed by Zubats. [GRIN.] All right, that seems to be that. Your eyelids may still feel a little greasy; just be sure to scrub as much as you can next time you wash your face.

bestsweater April 4 2010, 01:29:52 UTC

I like Zubat.

[He rubs his face and inspects his hand. Yay! No makeup!]

You said you got this from the theater wing?

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