[Filtered to the Winding Way, voice]

[bestpirateevar]

You all heard what the captain said! There's been a thief, and for once we're not the ones who did it! That can mean only one thing.

We have a case to solve and I, the Great Haruhi Suzumiya, am offering myself up as the leader of this investigation! Who's with me? I'll need the smartest and the brightest of the crew to join me! ...Hana, you can

Comments

[haplessmedic]

Uh...thanks, I guess.

voice

[bestpirateevar]

So you're coming, right? You better not bail on me or I'll name you the culprit!

Re: voice

[haplessmedic]

I guess I'll come. I mean, why not, right?

voice

[bestpirateevar]

That's the spirit! You never know, maybe we'll need a doctor. Like if there was a murder!

[haplessmedic]

What!?

[bestpirateevar]

It could happen, you know! Maybe this gold fleece is worth a lot! Maybe it's some grand scheme between two master criminals, but one of the criminals wanted to keep it all to himself!

[haplessmedic]

...I don't think I want to go anymore.

[bestpirateevar]

What? I already told you you can't back out! Do you want to become the culprit?!

[haplessmedic]

But! But what if we get murdered!?

[bestpirateevar]

Why would that happen?

[haplessmedic]

Well, if we get stuck in the middle of something like that, we could be the ones who get killed!

[bestpirateevar]

But we're the detectives! We wouldn't be killed like that!

[haplessmedic]

What if they kill us because they don't want to get caught?

[bestpirateevar]

Then they're horrible thieves. It's not right if they do it that way. They have to give the detectives a chance to catch them!

[haplessmedic]

I don't think real thieves work like that, Haruhi!

[bestpirateevar]

If they don't act like that then they're fake thieves!