[public in vicinity of the Way and pirates, voice]
Urrrrrrrg, what is this?! Attacking while a ship is down? That's not the way to do it! Where's your pirate's honor? You have to fight when both ships are in peek condition, in the air with guns and cannons and stuff! And then you have to swing across to the other ship on ropes, extending your swords for a fight on the deck! Then you capture the captain and call for the rest of the crew left to join you. That's the only way to prove that you deserve to plunder the other ship. This way is just wrong!
And what kind of name is Magentabeard? No no, that's definitely wrong! You should go for colors like black or red! What about Crimsonbeard, dyed red with the blood of his enemies? Do you pirates have any sense of image?!
Oh, and don't even get me started on your announcement! What kind of lousy announcement was that? You're being the "girly" ship with a sissy announcement like that! Grr, you're underestimating us! Real pirates never underestimate their opponents!
You see! You're horrible pirates! Fail pirates! So now we're just going to have to destroy you.
And what kind of name is Magentabeard? No no, that's definitely wrong! You should go for colors like black or red! What about Crimsonbeard, dyed red with the blood of his enemies? Do you pirates have any sense of image?!
Oh, and don't even get me started on your announcement! What kind of lousy announcement was that? You're being the "girly" ship with a sissy announcement like that! Grr, you're underestimating us! Real pirates never underestimate their opponents!
You see! You're horrible pirates! Fail pirates! So now we're just going to have to destroy you.