It's not the title that matters, it's the content dumbass
Firstly i'd just like to ask you all to take deep breaths and calm yourselves before reading this entry. An already excited fan may well die instantly upon reading what the best person ever has to say. It's extraordinary what my literary skills can do to a person.
Taken your deep breaths? Calmed Down? Good... Let's go
As you all should know by now (and if you don't, scroll the fuck down and read the rest of my entries you asshole), I went to the states last week. Apparently it's not possible for an american to travel to america on a british passport, now this just seems crazy to me... "Hi you're british, it's ok for you to go to our country"... "Hi you're american, fuck off you might pose a threat to our country!". I'm only half american and i'd like to say this right now on the record, that the asshole side people see in americans is not the side that i inherited AT ALL. Anyway i got an emergency passport the next morning and was on my merry way.
When i arrived at the airport there were screaming fans everywhere, they had signs and everything. I don't say this to make you think "wow he really must be cool" (let's face it, you already know that), i say it because you need to understand the joy you could put into peoples lives by trying just that little bit harder to be like me. I'm not saying you could be like me, that's just outrageous, but please, for the sake of the children and the childrens children, just try.
We went for a meal on my first night there and it was TINY. A tiny meal in texas? What the fuck, it boggles the mind.
Anyway we played the tournament, i was attempting to become king of the geeks and while i think i succeeded (I really was awesome) my team let me down and we finished 13th out of 64 :<
I got a nice tan, placing me even further up on the best person ever scale and just like always, out of reach of the rest of the worlds population.
I got back, went out, talked to a guy who threatened to kill me and very much enjoyed the stuttering and the confused look he gave me upon questioning.
That is all for now, just for revision purposes these are the subjects that were excitingly injected into your brain by todays entry:
1) Calm Down before reading my entries.
2) The American i inherited is amazing.
3) I'm amazing.
4) Try to be like me without hope of ever succeeding.
5) Don't play team games if you're better than everyone
6) Being tanned does in fact make you a better person
7) Don't threaten to kill me, other entries can be read to find out just how invincible I am
8) If you don't pay attention to lesson number 7, don't fucking stutter when i talk to you bitch.
Taken your deep breaths? Calmed Down? Good... Let's go
As you all should know by now (and if you don't, scroll the fuck down and read the rest of my entries you asshole), I went to the states last week. Apparently it's not possible for an american to travel to america on a british passport, now this just seems crazy to me... "Hi you're british, it's ok for you to go to our country"... "Hi you're american, fuck off you might pose a threat to our country!". I'm only half american and i'd like to say this right now on the record, that the asshole side people see in americans is not the side that i inherited AT ALL. Anyway i got an emergency passport the next morning and was on my merry way.
When i arrived at the airport there were screaming fans everywhere, they had signs and everything. I don't say this to make you think "wow he really must be cool" (let's face it, you already know that), i say it because you need to understand the joy you could put into peoples lives by trying just that little bit harder to be like me. I'm not saying you could be like me, that's just outrageous, but please, for the sake of the children and the childrens children, just try.
We went for a meal on my first night there and it was TINY. A tiny meal in texas? What the fuck, it boggles the mind.
Anyway we played the tournament, i was attempting to become king of the geeks and while i think i succeeded (I really was awesome) my team let me down and we finished 13th out of 64 :<
I got a nice tan, placing me even further up on the best person ever scale and just like always, out of reach of the rest of the worlds population.
I got back, went out, talked to a guy who threatened to kill me and very much enjoyed the stuttering and the confused look he gave me upon questioning.
That is all for now, just for revision purposes these are the subjects that were excitingly injected into your brain by todays entry:
1) Calm Down before reading my entries.
2) The American i inherited is amazing.
3) I'm amazing.
4) Try to be like me without hope of ever succeeding.
5) Don't play team games if you're better than everyone
6) Being tanned does in fact make you a better person
7) Don't threaten to kill me, other entries can be read to find out just how invincible I am
8) If you don't pay attention to lesson number 7, don't fucking stutter when i talk to you bitch.