Jan 12, 2004 18:13
Today I would like to thank myself for my strength.
Upon waking, I found myself feeling less than well and thought to myself, "How could this be? I am Ben, I shouldn't get sick!"
I felt that this illness must be extremely dangerous, maybe even fatal, to be capable of affecting me to the extent that I could not even attend college (the most important and meaningful event of my every-day life). By approximately 4pm i had fought off this deadly disease and felt ready to take on the world once more (needed a bath first though).
Evidence supports the view that I had Meningitis and destroyed it in a day, this in turn increases the likeliness that people will be convinced that I am actually the best person ever.