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bestpapaever

1st Picture [phone]

May 10, 2010 22:18

[As the phone clicks on, it's clear he's talking nervously to someone in the room.]

L-look, I'm sure you're very lovely people, but you're not my girls!

[COMMENCE THE FRANTIC YELLING]

How is this happening?! No, no, this isn't right--what happened to me?! Is this some kind of horrible nightmare?! Th-these family photos--It's not funny at all! I just ( Read more... )

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covets_humanity May 11 2010, 05:34:19 UTC

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What...What the Hell is this? What kind of screwed up joke is this?

bestpapaever May 11 2010, 05:35:59 UTC

And who are you supposed to be?

covets_humanity May 11 2010, 05:42:30 UTC

Screw off! Tell me who YOU'RE supposed to be first!

bestpapaeva May 11 2010, 05:44:59 UTC

[Suspicious now, thanks.]

Why do you care?

covets_humanity May 11 2010, 05:52:37 UTC

Because the last thing I need is someone masquerading as Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes of all people! I don't care how IRONIC it is!

best_papaever May 11 2010, 05:56:02 UTC

Just who the hell are you?

covets_humanity May 11 2010, 05:59:32 UTC

If it were anyone else, I would be reveling in this. Anyone else. But, no, this is just taking my biggest mistake and rubbing it all over my face.

I hate this place so f--

[Being completely incapable of figuring out how to deal with this matter, Envy will now hang up the phone (in the least gentle fashion possible) and will now proceed to flip the fuck out in his own house.]

bestpapa_ever May 11 2010, 06:10:32 UTC

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What a weirdo.

[Click.]

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