YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME--

[bestpapaever]

[Phone]

[In a very calm voice.]

That's it. I'm done.

If anyone would like to join me for a drink, bring as many vodka bottles as you can to City Hall. Make sure to bring your matches, too, if you have them. I'm not doing this anymore. If you want to help me, do yourself a goddamn favor and stop what you're doing. And do something.

This has to stop.

[The

Comments

[kunaitotheface]

[Is totally trying to break the damn front door down.]

[best_papa_evar]

[Hang on Xing lass, he'll try and break it down with you!]

[kunaitotheface]

[Does not know who the heck you are but thanks. Keeps on trying.]

[best_papa_evar]

[Dude, I met Ling once, and he was a totally cool guy.

FOR LING AND THE OTHEEEEERS!!]

[maipolecomrades]

Ran Fan has committed the following crime: disturbance of the peace and destruction of government property.

She has been taken to be re-educated and will be droned for three hours.