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[bestobothworlds]

You know what's great here? No carrots. I haven't been forced to eat any carrots like I was at home when dad tried to hide them in my meal ever since I've been here. And that's awesome. Cause you know, I don't really like anything with the word "rot" in it. I mean, really... car-rot? That just can't be healthy.

Oh but hey, what in the world's

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[thedoctorisn_t]

Carrots are healthy for you, señorita. You should eat them.

[bestobothworlds]

No thanks, I can really live without them.

[thedoctorisn_t]

They're good for your eyesight~

...do carrots grow here at all?

[bestobothworlds]

Nooooo idea. Didn't see any around here yet.

[thedoctorisn_t]

Given the conditions, I'm surprised anything grows here at all. Life is resourceful and persists under even the worst conditions!

If this really is Purgatory, what's a charming young lady like yourself doing here?

[bestobothworlds]

I bought too many shoes. And there's apparently an upper level where stuff actually grows. They also have toilets up there.

[thedoctorisn_t]

... truly a place to aspire to.

[bestobothworlds]

So anyway, what's your name? I'm Hannah Montana.

[thedoctorisn_t]

I'm Dr. Kyosuke Tamamo. A pleasure to meet you, Señorita Montana, though a shame that we had to meet in this dreary place.

[bestobothworlds]

Wait, you're a doctor? Of what?

[thedoctorisn_t]

Medicine?

[bestobothworlds]

Oh, cool. No psycho doctor guy, right?

[thedoctorisn_t]

No, although I'm occasionally a substitute teacher, which is frightening enough.

[bestobothworlds]

Yeah. Teachers. They're definitely frightening.

[thedoctorisn_t]

No, no, I assure you, the teachers find the children to be quite frightening.