Hail Satan.

[bestfishes]

Today I gave my first Ghostly Tour of the year. It was a small, intimate tour, populated by an aunt and her niece and nephew. They were from Louisiana. No tip. It was quick, painless, and not particularly memorable. No, my friends, the memorable moment of the evening took place twenty minutes before the tour even began. This was the moment I met

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[steinahe]

Funny, Crazy John is the name that I call you behind your back.

[bestfishes]

Okay, I seriously doubt that because whenever you're behind my back it's usually because you're checking out my ass.

[leclowne]

My best guess, then: one is named Crazy and the other is named John.

[apieceofthesun]

erica motherfucking steiner. i didnt know you had a livejournal. friend me! (this is danielle br)

[bestfishes]

Watch your language. This LiveJournal is supposed to be "fun for the whole family"; says so on the package.

[apieceofthesun]

hahaha