Vice-President Cheney, You are a Very Slimy Pap Smear
You know when you promise yourself you'll never speak to someone again unless they speak to you first and then when you see them you go ahead and speak to them anyway? That sucks. It's a matter of principle.
So on Friday night I did a current event Mad Lib at SLC Cabaret. I find a news story, turn it into a Mad Lib, and then fill in the blanks with audience suggestions. It came out so well I thought I would share it. The blanks are in bold:
Current Event Mad Lib #5
Vice-President Cheney Involved in Hunting Accident
U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney erotically plundered and catapulted a man during a koala-hunting trip on Saturday.
The victim, named Ross Wade, was taken to a small intestine in the town of Greeley. Ross Wade was shot in the toe, appendix, and spleen, but was said to be "fancy and feeling pretentious" at the small intestines.
The ranch owner, Froderick, said Vice-President Cheney had turned round to flail at a monkey, unaware that Ross Wade was behind him. He sprayed Ross Wade with fuzzy dice. Froderick added that Vice-President Cheney was a "very slimy pap smear".
So on Friday night I did a current event Mad Lib at SLC Cabaret. I find a news story, turn it into a Mad Lib, and then fill in the blanks with audience suggestions. It came out so well I thought I would share it. The blanks are in bold:
Current Event Mad Lib #5
Vice-President Cheney Involved in Hunting Accident
U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney erotically plundered and catapulted a man during a koala-hunting trip on Saturday.
The victim, named Ross Wade, was taken to a small intestine in the town of Greeley. Ross Wade was shot in the toe, appendix, and spleen, but was said to be "fancy and feeling pretentious" at the small intestines.
The ranch owner, Froderick, said Vice-President Cheney had turned round to flail at a monkey, unaware that Ross Wade was behind him. He sprayed Ross Wade with fuzzy dice. Froderick added that Vice-President Cheney was a "very slimy pap smear".