Eh?

[bestest_brother]

Where am I?

Al, Al, where are you? Did you drag me here? Geez, didn't think you were this strong.

..........

C'mon, Al, stop fooling around. Where are you? Where's the stuff? How are we going to bring back mom without it?

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[illusionarybird]

35 liters of water, 25 kilograms of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorous, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of saltpeter, 80 grams of sulphur, 75 grams of fluorine, 5 grams of iron, 3 grams of silicon, and a little bit of 15 other elements. Is that what you're missing?

[bestest_brother]

Yeah! =D!

...Heeeeeeey, how did you know?

((And thanks for saving me the trouble of looking them up. *coughs* XD))

[illusionarybird]

It won't work.

((Heh. XD Google's my friend when it comes to quotes.))

[bestest_brother]

It will too! All the calculations are perfect.

(("Except my mun is going to die from lack of sleep."))

[illusionarybird]

No, they're not. What are you going to offer for a soul?

((Don't worry, we'll transmute you back to life! =D))

[bestest_brother]

...Our blood's... the information for the soul. *doesn't understand what he's saying*

((Ohnoes, I'll be a homunculus! o_o I don't wanna be a Mary Sue! ;_____; *FLAIL*))

[illusionarybird]

The information, yes, but what are you going to give to get the soul back? Your life? Your brother's? Winry's?

You can't get a soul with just blood. You can't even get a soul for a soul - once the soul has left the world, it's nearly impossible to get back. You need to give lives - human lives - to get one back.

((And we'll call you Vengance! Because for some odd reason, people think it's one of the Ten Sins. (Fan brats can't count, apparently.) And you can marry Gluttony!))

[bestest_brother]

...How would you know? Hmph.

((Vengeance is Wrath... ._. Can't I marry Greed instead?))

[illusionarybird]

My brother and I tried to bring someone close to us back, and now my brother's dead.

((...But Wrath and Vengance are two different things. x_x Wrath = Anger Vengance = Wanting to get revenge for something that probably made you feel angry.

Aw dammit, I don't understand the world anymore.

And no, no Greed for you. The Mary-Sues must all marry Gluttony, so that he can have his own harem.))

[bestest_brother]

...Wh...at...?

((But they both stem from anger... ._. But I dun wanna marry Gluttony. I'll starve to death 'cause he'll eat everything. ;________; ))

[illusionarybird]

My brother is as good as dead, and it's because we tried to bring someone across the Gate. If we hadn't done that, we would have been happy living with our extended family.

((But wrath is another word for anger. x_x And too bad, Gluttony needs love, too. If you're lucky, he'll accidentally eat you and then you can have a feast on your way down.))

[bestest_brother]

......................................................................

You... look like...

((But I don't want revenge on anyone... ;_; And I don't want already-eaten food either. Ewwwww!))

[illusionarybird]

Like who?

((Too bad! >O It's what happens to all Mary-Sues!))

[bestest_brother]

...No one. *sulky*

((That's why I dun wanna be one. ;_; ))

[illusionarybird]

Your father? Your brother?

((You should've said that before you woke up!))

[bestest_brother]

...! N-no...

((I didn't ask to wake up... ;__________; ))