Okay, here's the thing with quotes from 15 of my favorite movies and you having to tell me what they are and all that. If you Google for an answer, you are a cheater and I will frown at you.
Padjai, this is your fault.
1. Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.
carpetofstars A Mighty Wind
2. I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery." Anonymous Annie Hall
3. What good is a knife in a nuke fight? All you have to do is press a button, sir.
jenaiabird Starship Troopers
4. Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.
twilightcat Children of Men
5. Put some Windex on it.
jenaiabird My Big Fat Greek Wedding
6. I am an actress. Not a circus performer. I am going to New York City. Next time you see me I am going to be a big star. And you will still be shoveling manure.
7. I never get nervous. I'm very self-reliant.
8. ...I've never been on a summer cruise.
9. Well if there's enough room for a chowder-head like you, then there is more than enough room for a dragon.
downix Pete's Dragon
10. The 10th Amendment is off the table. But there is another amendment I'd like to invoke. I wonder if anyone here is familiar with it.
downix The Majestic
11. We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
khaiptah The Truman Show
12. Timeline? This is no time to talk about time. We don't have the time!... What was I saying?
downix Star Trek: First Contact
13. I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread.
saphiracat Inherit the Wind
14. We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping". Pami of the apparently nonexistent livejournal Idiocracy
15. I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.
jenaiabird Bride and Prejudice