TM 243: Olympic Games
Kids tell me the Olympics are exciting. Tell me this to explain why we ain’t watching nothing else on the TV til the games are over. OK.
Equestrian. Not exciting.
Fencing. Not exciting.
Sailing. Not exciting. Boring in fact.
Swimming. Why is this exciting?
Bicycle race. No.
Men’s Gymnastics. …Please.
Beach Volleyball.
Aha.
I like the tall one. Walsh. The little one has a better name. Misty May. She sounds like a comic book character. Okay, maybe she sounds like a porn star. Still. Cute. Walsh is more womanly. More woman. Voiceover tells me they’re W’s favourite athletes. W’s an idiot but he’s got taste in athletes.
So. Beach volleyball ain’t boring. Least women’s beach volleyball.
But swimming’s on again. Supposed to be caring about this Phelps guy. I ain’t caring much. He got nothin’ on Misty May and Womanly Walsh.
There was a question. Oh yeah. What event would I compete in if I could compete in the Olympics? Should be obvious.
Boxing.
Equestrian. Not exciting.
Fencing. Not exciting.
Sailing. Not exciting. Boring in fact.
Swimming. Why is this exciting?
Bicycle race. No.
Men’s Gymnastics. …Please.
Beach Volleyball.
Aha.
I like the tall one. Walsh. The little one has a better name. Misty May. She sounds like a comic book character. Okay, maybe she sounds like a porn star. Still. Cute. Walsh is more womanly. More woman. Voiceover tells me they’re W’s favourite athletes. W’s an idiot but he’s got taste in athletes.
So. Beach volleyball ain’t boring. Least women’s beach volleyball.
But swimming’s on again. Supposed to be caring about this Phelps guy. I ain’t caring much. He got nothin’ on Misty May and Womanly Walsh.
There was a question. Oh yeah. What event would I compete in if I could compete in the Olympics? Should be obvious.
Boxing.