but nothing good is happening

[bestbefore_you]

i just finished watching garden state with my sister it was good we started watching it with my mom, but needless to say she didnt finish it. story? sure. so we start watching it, and theres a lot of useless swearing, ex, them saying fuck every two seconds. so my mom gets all gay and prickish and old fashioned and GAY and a fucking idiot and starts sighing and "this is horrible"-ing..and shes like, is there fast fwd on this thing (cuz we just got a new dvd player, and my mom doesnt even know how to work a vcr, so you get the picture) and im likr, yeah, why...and she like is looking for the clicker and turning on lights trying to find the fast fwd button "just in case she needs to fast fwd something". now, you might not understand, but my mother is someone who fast fwds sex scenes in movies. she got mad at me when i bought moulin rouge. she almost made me take it back, but i opened it before she could. so i get all mad at her and saying that shes so stupid about it (which she is? am i right? im fucking almost 17, i know what fucking sex is) and then she pauses the movie and starts like lecturing me about how i should respect her and how she doesnt think the movie is suitable and blah blah blah so i tell her she doesnt have to watch it if she doesnt think its suitable and then she gives me the clicker and like storms out of the room, only to come back in one second and start lecturing me AGAIN, whcihc she always does, she says the last word, and then comes back and repeats herself just for good measure. and then my dad fucking comes down later and starts yelling at me for making my mom mad and how next time theyre going to have to check the movies i rent. and i should be thankful that they drove me to the movie store and payed for the movie...ahhhh i wish they were different. i wish they didnt keep track of my every move. i wish they let me drink and let me LIVE. my mom wont even let me fucking dye my own hair. its MY hair. it GROWS. its MINE. fuck ------EDIT; there was supposed to be skipping of lines in there, but i dono, it all kinda ran together, sorry