*is so getting a pay cut for this*

[best_turk_evar]

Soooooooo... Hojo had a few things he was keeping up his sleeve, huh? And even Rufus didn't think we were important enough to let us in on his little underground secret. Sha-chou, I think I'm almost offended.

Hey, Elena, fancy checking out the back-up files on Hojo's old computer? I'm curious...