Hanging Out on the Submarine

[best_thief_ever]

Eyeeeeh, I am exhausted!

Goemon kept putting this nasty biwa stuff on my boo-boos, even though I tell him they're already healing just fine (Mother-hen-sama can be such a worrywart). After eating my daily fruits and veggies--and then some--I can safely say I won't be needing to worry about passing out from another infection. And to be fair, I only

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[amethystsregret]

Wait. What did you do to Miss Fujiko?

[best_thief_ever]

I stole her panties.

[amethystsregret]

Is that a joke?

[best_thief_ever]

Well, that entirely depends on if you want it to be or not.

[amethystsregret]

No.

OKAY WAIT A SEC REPOST STORYLINE FIX. XD

[best_thief_ever]

Oooo, Fujiko has a big/little brother... I guess I really have missed a whole lot while I was gone.

I gave them back. Do you have to give me that grumpy face?

OOC: PFT!

[amethystsregret]

It's extremely disrespectful to treat any woman that way.

Miss Fujiko has been threw enough lately...

[thebest_thief]

She can steal my undies, but I can't steal hers? I should tell you about the time in Rome when she hung up my pants and boxers from the flagpole outside and took off with my Egyptian statuette, all for some dude who promised her a billion bucks for it! I wonder why that backfired for her.

[amethystsregret]

No honor among thieves, I suppose...

A woman should be treated as a woman, no matter what she does. They carry burdens for our sake that most men take for granted.

[best_thief_ever]

Ha, no honor among thieves, and a woman is a woman. And what is a woman thief? You clearly don't know anything about Fujiko-chan and myself. I hate people who assume without knowing things.

[amethystsregret]

You clearly don't understand women. If you think that just because she is a thief that makes her different, you are more of a fool than I am.

[best_thief_ever]

And you would do well not to categorize her just because of her sex. If you think you understand our relationship based on your own morals, you are more of a fool than I am.

[amethystsregret]

If you knew spirits and souls the way I did, you wouldn't be so quick to say that. It's not my morals. It was what my master taught me long ago...

[best_thief_ever]

So, you're master taught you that everyone has the same point-of-view, and that all people follow the same viewpoints of relationships and sexes that he does. Not only that, but he believes everyone else who disagrees is wrong and he is always right?

[amethystsregret]

No, my master taught me that male spirits are given external strength, while females are internal. We do not see the saw way, but that is so we can guide one another, support another. When we don't understand that, we confuse one another and tear each other down. Your tiffing means little to me. I just wish Miss Fujiko to find her fulfillment...

My master would have said he was always right, though. Hm! The old jerk...

[best_thief_ever]

Likewise, your tiffing is pretty useless. However, I do think it's hard to guide each other when you come prancing onto my page without even introducing yourself. How am I supposed to learn from someone who glares a lot and doesn't offer their name?