WOOHOO

[best_thief_ever]

Holy crap, am I starving.

Seriously. And I feel like my eyes have been punched a coupla' times by a pro boxer. Seriously, I hope I never have to feel like that ever again. There's too much stuff to steal, and life is short; can't be all gooey-eyed all my days, now can I? Time to thank my fans: Meru-chan, the internet hug definitely helped! Thanks

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[3rdprodigy]

So the cutie is back to normal.

[ He is back to normal, but he wants to fool around. ]

[theebest_thief]

Why, thank you, sweetie poo. It's good to see you're a lover of handsome men with gorgeous sideburns~♥

ohgod! be my bestfriend! :D

[3rdprodigy]

What can I say? I have great taste, don't you think so, honey-bunch?

/always and forever ♪

[theebest_thief]

Shhh, careful, Tulio might get jealous if he hears you using pet names on me, my little angel's food cake.

doesn't matt know that the event is over? :/

[3rdprodigy]

And we certainly can't have that, princess.

We should keep our affair discrete.

Teehee~♥

[thee_bestthief]

How can you call me princess, when that is so clearly what you are~?

Oh, very!

Teehee~♥

[3rdprodigy]

How careless of me. Of course.

You are my prince charming after all.

[thee_bestthief]

Ah, you can't mean that! Me, a prince charming? You're simply too good to be true!

[needs_a_plan]

You know, I'm beginning to seriously question your heterosexuality.

/lol, I can picture them sitting a few feet away from eachother typing all harshly. XD

[thee_bestthief]

That's funny, I've questioned yours from the moment I saw you.

/Tulio is only doing it to be obnoxious. >_>

[needs_a_plan]

Oh, ha ha. FUNNY how I remain the only person on this ship with a girlfriend, Mr. Flirts-openly-with-anyone-who-might-have-a-Y-chromosome.

[best_thief_ever]

I do have a girlfriend. In a way. Kind of. She's very complex in her simplicity... It's always been that we've messed with others, but we still manage to have a relationship.

Kind of.

Sort of.

[needs_a_plan]

Translation: "She's a cold-hearted tramp who runs around on me but I'm too much of a smitten loser to cut her loose."

[best_thief_ever]

Well... I'm... not entirely faithful myself, to tell ya' the truth. It's just always been that way. I don't really question it. Yeah, she's cold and conniving, and her ending up with other men has never been a shocker... but in the end we both somehow end up together all over again.

[needs_a_plan]

The technical term for that is "on-again-off-again", champ.

[best_thief]

Yeah... I guess that's it. Sort of. Kind of. Sometimes it's on but actually off. Or off but actually it's on. And sometimes it's off and on within a few sentences.