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[best_thief_ever]

I... I'm not a religious man. But this has to be divine. This has to be fate.

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[black_hat_cat]

Why is he wearing a coat?

[best_thief]

That's like asking me if there's aliens in space. I can't answer ya' there... But isn't it so cute?

[black_hat_cat]

That's rather like asking me if there are aliens in space.

[best_thief]

Well, are there?

[black_hat_cat]

I wouldn't know.

[best_thief]

Ah, that's a shame.

... By the way, there are aliens in space. I stole one of their UFOs once.

[black_hat_cat]

I'm sure you did.

/lol, no really, it was canon

[thebest_thief]

Mhm. But we crashed it. So there went that.

[black_hat_cat]

I'd love to hear your excuse for destroying man's chance of uncovering the secrets of space travel.

[bestthief_ever]

Jailtime?

[black_hat_cat]

How noble of you.

[bestthief_ever]

I'm a thief, so of course I'm quite noble.

[black_hat_cat]

A thief, hmm. Are you any good?

[theebest_thief]

Huh, I don't know the standards of this world, but I've got a boat-full of Berris and about a good 250 log poses from a casino just this month. Gave some to Robin.

I also stole a few marine ships, but that was emergency purposes only.

In my world, I was quite busy. Hopefully I'll get to go right back to work after this little break.

[black_hat_cat]

I suppose everyone has to make their living somehow.

[theebest_thief]

Mmm, it's the only way I've ever known--runs in my blood. Grandad and dad were really famous gentleman thieves in their lifetimes. Besides, it's fun adventuring through museums and ancient ruins. Really gets the blood pumpin'.