New Pet

[best_thief_ever]

I... I'm not a religious man. But this has to be divine. This has to be fate.

Comments

[goldenchel]

...oh my god, it's adorable.

[needs_a_plan]

You like cats?

[goldenchel]

Just look at it. It's so cute.

[needs_a_plan]

...It's, uh. Hairy. And wearing a jacket.

[theebest_thief]

I hope it has fur. Considering it's a. You know. Cat.

[needs_a_plan]

Yeah, thank you for that.

[best_thief]

Much welcomed. If you need someone to identify an animal for you again, you know where to find me.

[needs_a_plan]

Smartass. You're not keeping it on the ship, are you? We've got enough animals around here.

[best_thief]

What, you want me to toss it in the ocean? Heartless. I'm telling Chel on you.

[needs_a_plan]

No, no, keep it on your boat, listillo.

[best_thief]

Right. Leave it on my boat. What, with a bowl of water and food? No one's in that boat right now, so that's just cruel punishment.

Come on, Tulio, pet him~! He just wants love~!

[needs_a_plan]

It's a CAT. Aren't they supposed to be independent?

It has fleas.

[thebest_thief]

Well, yeah, but now he's my cat, so he doesn't have to be independent~! Besides, I don't want him to get lonely, sitting there all by himself. Or he'll turn into a rebellious, rowdy cat.

And I told you I'd handle them.

[needs_a_plan]

...Fine. Just keep it away from me until it's good and de-flea'd.

[thebest_thief]

Awww, thanks, honey.

[needs_a_plan]

...

Stop that!